Character: the vet

We did everything we could. The next 17 hours will be critical... Oh, he died.

Have you ever thought about the mystery of dogs? No bullying, no iodern did not affect their devotion, their loyalty to the people. And the people? And people kill each other. Kill parents, children, loved women and loyal dogs.

- Come on, dog...
- You never called him?
- No, I thought I would watch him, and then give the name corresponding to his behavior, but all he does is wets the carpet and chewing my Slippers. Not very clear...

Hey, you did all you could.
- I love animals. I spent my life saving them and they will never be able to thank me. Well, the parrots can.
- Hey, you did the best you could.
- I love animals. I've spent my life saving them and they can never thank me. Well, the parrots can.

- You don't want to give the dog a name?
- Name? Why?
Did You know that even dogs respond to the whistle? They also want to have their name being called.

- Excuse me, Mademoiselle, but your cat is a girl!
- You want to say that he is passive gay?

Hello. My cat is gay. What do I do?
What?!
- My cat, there are signs of homosexual.
- I know, I know. And... is it you this way?
- It interferes with my dad. Dad is homophobic.

- Did you know that the illegal exotic animal is punishable by two years in prison?
- Oh my God, did you put the poor animal in jail?