Character: Lieutenant Columbo



- Approximately $ 50 /
Quote Explanation: Colombo comes to the TV presenter in the dressing room and while he is making up, remembers that he and his wife will have to go out and need to get a haircut.
№ 402974   Added MegaMozg 27-08-2020 / 21:48
How do you do it? How can you put a woman almost in love?
- Who told you?
You said that yourself.
- Look, if you believe everything the COP says, then you are a fool.
10 Season 7 Series
№ 351539   Added MegaMozg 29-11-2018 / 19:25
If they do - catch them. Even if the angel did it, I'd get the handcuffs for hands and a rope for the wings.
10 Season 7 Series
№ 351538   Added MegaMozg 29-11-2018 / 19:24
- You have a name by which I address you?
Yes. Lieutenant.
10 Season 7 Series
№ 351537   Added MegaMozg 29-11-2018 / 19:23
It's a private club, international. We are only his Department. Our members are tested, the coefficient should be within the top two percent.
- Factor what, sir?
- Intelligence, Lieutenant. <...>
- So I talked to the smartest people in the world? I didn't notice.
6 Season 3 Series
№ 351536   Added MegaMozg 29-11-2018 / 19:22
How can you look at killing innocent animals?
Quote Explanation: On bullfighting.
5 Season 4 Series
№ 351534   Added MegaMozg 29-11-2018 / 19:20
- Doesn't look like a killer. You know, after fifteen years in this business, I just look at a person to say that this man cannot be the killer.
- How often you are right?
- Twenty per cent. Of course, if this man were not killed too often.
5 Season 2 Series
№ 351532   Added MegaMozg 29-11-2018 / 19:18
And this? I don't see the names. What's that?
Is? That, sir, is fan to ventilate the room.
- Just a fan? How embarrassing.
Quote Explanation: Lieutenant Columbo in the gallery of modern art, completely filled with strange and abstract shapes.
4 Season 5 Series
№ 351530   Added MegaMozg 29-11-2018 / 19:16
- Could you explain to me this?
- The art cannot be explained. That's what you feel.
4 Season 5 Series
№ 351528   Added MegaMozg 29-11-2018 / 19:14
- I work nights and I rarely watch TV. Mrs. Columbo reads a lot and in the evenings goes to evening classes, so a true lover of TV at our house, my dog. My friend, the TV will work - and it's great! Dog loves TV, but he fails a lot to watch. See? Do you like it? [turns to the dog]
And he likes?
- Yes, sir, I think like.
How do you know?
- He never watches what he does not like.
- And when he doesn't like, how do you know he doesn't like?
He looks very boring, despair...
Quote Explanation: In a repair shop for TVs.
7 Season 4 Series
№ 350339   Added MegaMozg 18-11-2018 / 13:03
- You received this award for yourself, mA'am?
- Of course, myself, Lieutenant.
- For "Best documentary". <...> Certainly, you are a very smart woman.
- Let's say: I'm a working stiff.
7 Season 4 Series
№ 350333   Added MegaMozg 18-11-2018 / 00:08
- You know, I remember only one new car. It was bought by my father. I remember how proud he was, how she smelled. I got the impression that you're inside of a Pullman car, even though she was not the same as yours.
- My father never owned a car until I bought him. I was twenty, I just sold my first book. We compare our stories of poverty?
- Not "rolls-Royce", mA'am.
7 Season 1 Series
№ 350324   Added MegaMozg 17-11-2018 / 23:06
Even some of the killers, whom I met, even I like them. Sometimes. I like them and I respect them. Not for what they did, of course not, but because they have clever, interesting or simply cute. As it is in each of us. A little bit, but it's there. Unable to believe the words of a COP.
7 Season 1 Series
№ 350322   Added MegaMozg 17-11-2018 / 23:04
- You have such a family, miss Lytton. Everyone thinks that I'm going to arrest him.
- Except me!
Yes... a great relief To me to speak with you, and then I began to feel a COP.
- And you are a police officer and a good. You say something only when it is needed and not before. You can keep a secret.
6 Season 2 Series
№ 350297   Added MegaMozg 17-11-2018 / 20:56
- Clock shows wrong. My watch worth thirty dollars, it should cost at least a couple of hundred, but are wrong. They first may. It shows once again that money doesn't mean quality.
Lieutenant, today is the first of may. Your clock is wrong and its right.
- Well, what do you want for thirty bucks?
6 Season 2 Series
№ 350295   Added MegaMozg 17-11-2018 / 20:54