Character: presenter

- This vetch - an uneducated nurse. I require renegotiation. For example, an adult participant of the show must be with higher education. Or do you want scandal?
- My dear... the show has experienced so many scandals! And they are always satisfied with the people with higher education.

According to statistics, 87 percent of Americans are obese. The Minister of health dealt with this problem:
- In connection with obesity sweeping the country, the government changed the classification of obesity from 55% body fat to 90.
This measure, which reduced the number of fat Americans from 200 million to 185 was greeted with jubilation throughout the country.

Yesterday an eight year old child, exercising their right guaranteed by the second amendment, blew off the head with a rifle his father. Supporters of the right to bear arms is regarded as a triumph of America and the Constitution!

- Good evening, dear friends! We begin our program the life of ghosts! Please be sure that your children from our blue screens.
- A disgrace!.. Look disgusting!..

Missing beer, we stopped at the "Soap brother".
- Excuse me, the name is not yet final.
- He was wrong, it is final.
- I like "Soap daddy".
- "Soap daddy" in any worse.
- I probably agree with Nick.
Is better than any strange brother.
- This is not some strange brother, I have repeated hundreds of times is your friend.
- Maybe you and this "friend" to take a shower?
Or with your dad!?
Don't shout at the TV!