Character: Zhanna Arkad'evna Izhevsk

- This vetch - an uneducated nurse. I require renegotiation. For example, an adult participant of the show must be with higher education. Or do you want scandal?
- My dear... the show has experienced so many scandals! And they are always satisfied with the people with higher education.

- Konstantin, let's throw something nasty!
- I would have tossed, but I have not raised.

Maxim wants those contracts already in the morning, I was in London.
[Hands her a broom]
- Weather permitting, jump in.

As I sunk to such a life?
- The main thing - as you crawl back.

- Konstantin, do you want to see something gross?
- We have already seen.

Well, please tell us! And then I'll die of curiosity.
- You only will always.

- Everything! I'll just go... drown myself.
Well, well, that's no reason to drown!... Better gas.

- Jeanne, Jeanne Izhevsk. Izhevsk. Through "F".
- Zhanna Arkadyevna always all through "X"...

- If you were an oligarch...
- You wouldn't be here.
- Well, this is why?
Because the oligarchs live with movie stars, lingerie models, they have such a heavy fraction.
- By the way, I'm only a couple of inches is not enough to centerfolds.
- I also to the tycoon missing a few billion.

- You will see, in fifty years of show business is dead, and I'm not!
- You overeat rejuvenating apples?
- No, Constantine is pure science. Cryopreservation.
- Thank God that is not a clone!
- You want to after you die, your body frozen?
- Yes, I want to see the future!
Poor future!

- Don't be nervous. It is better to drink wine, that's comforting!
- I - no! Me - on the contrary!
- Well, what are you comforting your nerves?
Hair.
- You're tearing their hair out?
Not on myself... Doing other hairstyles. The effect is the same.

- Jeanne, stop slurping, you get on my nerves! It is better to smoke!
- I can't! For me nicotine patches everywhere. One cigarette - and I'm in a coma!
- Then, maybe a cigar?

Max, I agree, I also perform in our company is very important functions.
- Yes, sir, it's true. This couch went up and down the apartment, if Jeanne Arkadevna all day pressed down it to the floor.

- Sunk, drink and Butler.
- Sunk, drink.