Character: Maxim Shatalin

- Konstantin, how do you usually stop yourself when you find yourself in bed with a beautiful woman?
- I usually Wake up!

- Watch: Chelsea plays against Liverpool. You're going to root for?
- For our people!

- You don't think I'm that predictable?
- "Of course I do".

- André.
- A middle name?
- We have the French don't have middle names. Andre Ivanov! My mom is Russian And dad is a translator.

- Aspirin? Validol?
- The axe.

- You will see, in fifty years of show business is dead, and I'm not!
- You overeat rejuvenating apples?
- No, Constantine is pure science. Cryopreservation.
- Thank God that is not a clone!
- You want to after you die, your body frozen?
- Yes, I want to see the future!
Poor future!

Help me to choose a gift for Jeanne for the ceremony!
- Oh, my God... And that even though about to buy her?
I don't know! Well, something expensive and in accordance with her inclinations!
- Then buy her distillery!

- Jeanne, stop slurping, you get on my nerves! It is better to smoke!
- I can't! For me nicotine patches everywhere. One cigarette - and I'm in a coma!
- Then, maybe a cigar?

I know your son is always ready to explore new depths, well, that is to sink lower and lower.

- Konstantin, what does this woman want from me?
- In addition to marry You, have a lot of children and be happy? Don't know, sir, try to take her to the zoo.

- For the nanny, she takes too much upon himself!
- And you're so vain. I think she's a real treasure.
- Yes? Well then we all very lucky that you dug. You know, max, I want to advise you: if it's a treasure, keep it, please, according to the law a quarter, and the rest give all to the state!

Victoria, I would like to help Anton to spend your honeymoon.
- What do you think he can't handle it?

- Konstantin, tell me as man to man: you need 8 party dresses?
- No, because in a week only 7 days.

What is it with her?
- Not with the glasses stood up.