Character: Konstantin Semenov

- Konstantin, let's throw something nasty!
- I would have tossed, but I have not raised.

Maxim wants those contracts already in the morning, I was in London.
[Hands her a broom]
- Weather permitting, jump in.

As I sunk to such a life?
- The main thing - as you crawl back.

- Konstantin, get out of the house this stuff!
- Jeanne Arkadevna, you need...

- Konstantin, do you want to see something gross?
- We have already seen.

- Konstantin, how do you usually stop yourself when you find yourself in bed with a beautiful woman?
- I usually Wake up!

- Watch: Chelsea plays against Liverpool. You're going to root for?
- For our people!

- You don't think I'm that predictable?
- "Of course I do".

Victoria, I'll tell you a secret...
- Konstantin, who will be listening, when we are both here?

Well, please tell us! And then I'll die of curiosity.
- You only will always.

- Everything! I'll just go... drown myself.
Well, well, that's no reason to drown!... Better gas.

- Aspirin? Validol?
- The axe.

- If you were an oligarch...
- You wouldn't be here.
- Well, this is why?
Because the oligarchs live with movie stars, lingerie models, they have such a heavy fraction.
- By the way, I'm only a couple of inches is not enough to centerfolds.
- I also to the tycoon missing a few billion.

- You will see, in fifty years of show business is dead, and I'm not!
- You overeat rejuvenating apples?
- No, Constantine is pure science. Cryopreservation.
- Thank God that is not a clone!
- You want to after you die, your body frozen?
- Yes, I want to see the future!
Poor future!