Character: Kurt Buckman (Kurt Buckman)

- We have a plan, relax.
- Cool, I'm calm.
- Are you ready? Come on.
Damn, bummer, the door is locked.
- The plan was not part of a locked door?
Well, chances were fifty-fifty.
- How did you figure this out?
Well, she either would be open or closed - there are no other options.

- I don't see latex gloves?
They are very expensive, I didn't want.
- How much?
Nine bucks for a pair.
- Come on, you're behind them and go - go buy.
- She has a bunch of gloves at the office, take them there.
- We need to get to the office and not to leave prints!

- Ready. This time I bought something else. We have to be more careful this time, you know what I mean? Bought a magazine to cut out letters that you hand write.
- The magazine "married Again"?
- Yes, this is to confuse the cops, if they start to sniff and want to know how to do clippings.
- Radio "Dora the Explorer"?
- Crediting.
Is not a spy store and mini-market. There's just such.
- Isn't it better to use the phones?
- Let's use phones that record everything we say and be given geolocation!

- Where to get clonidine?
- To get? Do you think if I have black leather, I know where to get it?
- Well this is you push! He himself proposed!
- In your opinion, the word "m".
- Why do you have the look of an "m"?

- I have long been a dream to own a business. To open your shop... yogurt.
- Cool.
- What's so funny, man?
- I thought you were kidding.
- Have you seen how much white lining up these corn flakes with additives?
- A beautiful dream! It's cool that you have a dream.
- I eat them three times a week.
- If someone wanted to take my yogurt - I would have tore it up, fuck.
- You would have fought for their yogurt.
- I would be executed in half.

- You can't and want to know why? Because you're out of eggs! And your fathers had no balls. You are all a product of generation bezyazychny idiots! Who are too weak and who is too afraid to stand up and take his! And one day you will pass on your empty, shriveled testicles to your own pitiful offspring.
I don't hear what he says?
Mostly about our eggs.
- And how come?

I think I can help.
- Does it help? I put it down.
- From a legal perspective...
- ... the legal side...
- Your actions...
- ... legal action...
- Hell down the drain!
- Heard: roll scoundrel is a lawyer?
- Probably.
- And contacts? Have contacts?

- Nick, tell me what, why you started the trade without a guarantee of payment of thirty-five percent on production costs? I mean, why'd you do it? [laughs]
- Something funny?
But we thought that dealing with those who adhere to morality.
- No, wrong answer. The correct answer is this: because you all fucking suck!
- Bliiin, he clarified the situation!

- Is the plot of the movie "Speed".
- Yes, here it is, zafigachit the bomb on the bus!
- Cool idea! Zahranicni the bomb in the bus at fifty miles per hour it will explode. What the hell?
You said bad ideas. I offer options.
- I was wrong - the idea is shit, movie is shit and you are shit too!
Hey, this is the movie where they filmed sandy bullock?
- Fuck you! I love Sandra bullock!

Missing beer, we stopped at the "Soap brother".
- Excuse me, the name is not yet final.
- He was wrong, it is final.
- I like "Soap daddy".
- "Soap daddy" in any worse.
- I probably agree with Nick.
Is better than any strange brother.
- This is not some strange brother, I have repeated hundreds of times is your friend.
- Maybe you and this "friend" to take a shower?
Or with your dad!?
Don't shout at the TV!