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If one more man says he's protecting me, I'll cut off his balls!
1 Season 5 Series
№ 464238   Added MegaMozg 16-03-2024 / 01:15
And I'll tell them what I really think.
№ 463783   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 15:41
- (This is a rather unusual task.) (Do I look like a chicken?)
№ 461086   Added Viker 13-01-2024 / 11:45
Eh, Tony... When I placed an order for you, I was worried that I was killing the goose that lays the golden eggs. But, as you see, the stars themselves allowed you to survive... So that you lay the last golden egg...
Eh, Tony... When I placed an order for you, I was worried...
№ 458044   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 13:08
“Slim needs company, and I need a new shmoo.”
№ 447726   Added Viker 19-12-2022 / 16:46
Love and jealousy hatched from the same egg.
№ 443857   Added MegaMozg 25-08-2022 / 23:33
And three for the highlander - well done!
№ 443045   Added Viker 06-08-2022 / 22:16
What are you guys?! Have you put your eggs and jackets in the wardrobe?
Quote Explanation: The reaction of coach Kovalev to the vote against him
№ 443020   Added Viker 06-08-2022 / 22:11
And those who are below - eat their noodles and not flutter!
№ 439826   Added Viker 26-05-2022 / 18:38
A strange thought pecked in his head like a chick from an egg, and it interested him very, very much.
№ 438520   Added Viker 17-05-2022 / 11:08
Do not hatch eggs in two different nests, one-winged chicks will hatch from them.
№ 437072   Added MegaMozg 19-03-2022 / 16:24
Hopelessness. Full. <...> The state needs to clamp down
№ 436780   Added MegaMozg 09-03-2022 / 19:57
- I don't boil eggs. It will explode earlier.
№ 436094   Added MegaMozg 25-02-2022 / 13:15
- ... Actually, this data is classified.
Quote Explanation: In Suicide Squad, Bloodsport shot Peacemaker.
№ 435532   Added MegaMozg 07-02-2022 / 16:09
Tom has nothing to whine about.
№ 435467   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2022 / 19:57