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Tom has nothing to whine about.
№ 435467   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2022 / 19:57
How timely! But... I can't just give up those eggs.
№ 435252   Added Viker 02-02-2022 / 11:35
- Yes, go to hell with your traditional medicine. It is bitter, smelly and bites. Here's how I explain to the wolf, fuck your mother, that I need his eggs to heal the kidneys?
Quote Explanation: At the pharmacy.
Release Date: 03.04.2019
№ 433863   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2022 / 19:24
“She’ll be much better off with a good breakfast,” Mrs. Answick said. “Would you like eggs and bacon, Miss Jones?”
№ 429467   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 18:13
To be a detective, you need to have steel eggs.
To be a detective, you need to have steel eggs.
№ 425487   Added Viker 20-08-2021 / 10:18
Well at least the eggs are in place, and you?
№ 425211   Added MegaMozg 09-08-2021 / 09:15
It's too late to wait for a chicken from an egg if the egg is already in the pan.
№ 422593   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2021 / 09:12
Look, atheists do not believe in God, but they paint eggs on Easter anyway.
Look, atheists do not believe in God, but they paint eggs...
№ 421585   Added MegaMozg 29-06-2021 / 18:18
Beauty is like gravity. That is, the more a person fills the moment with himself, the more you are drawn to him. It's like the larger a star or other cosmic body, the more it pushes space, creating gravity. Everything is the same here: the more a being fills the moment with itself, the more others will reach for it, be attracted - this is the attraction, this is the attraction. When in the moment you have eggs to live your emotions to the end, in the moment to formulate them for yourself, share them and act from them. Omit one of the four verbs: live, formulate, share, act - you can put an end to attractiveness.
№ 421110   Added MegaMozg 20-06-2021 / 01:54
You have iron eggs. Not the best accessory, but you even go.
Quote Explanation: Bestia Vi at the meeting
№ 420850   Added MegaMozg 16-06-2021 / 08:18
The only difference between sleep and nightmare is how big your balls are.
№ 419821   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2021 / 21:51
A state without a powerful monarch is automatic: a lot, a lot if it reaches what the United States has reached. What is the United States? Mertvichina: the person in them has weathered to the point that it is not worth a damn egg!
№ 416086   Added MegaMozg 29-03-2021 / 17:12
Eggs cannot dance with stones.
Quote Explanation: Featured in Shoot Them All. The words of a nursing prostitute to a fighter shooter about the inequality of their opportunities.
№ 415840   Added MegaMozg 26-03-2021 / 14:57
Take these birds of yours, Roy. They fly from place to place. So they are called - migratory. But they never fly to places where they themselves or their ancestors have not been before. They build nests and hatch eggs in the same places and at the same time. Free as a bird? Yes Yes. We made it up ourselves, simply because we like to believe it. We move in the same damn circle, we are birds in a cage, only the cage is spacious, and the lattice is thin, and therefore we do not notice it.
№ 412323   Added MegaMozg 29-01-2021 / 18:36
• Lost conscience - kills a person in himself!
• Do not ask God for life relief - ask God for strength and patience!
• Strained nerves - the melody of the soul salvation!
• Heavy share of the miner - every descent, like a parachute jump!
• To be punctual - willpower must be!
• Who does not know the dignity of taste - that banal scoiler and coward!
• Conscience is not a defendant - the heart is not an adviser!
• Weighing someone else's brain with your own brain is negligible!
• Celebrating the second birthday - celebrates it consciously!
• They did not betray me - they betrayed themselves!
• Pride is often a poor friend!
• You can't be half human - half can only be known!
• Demanding loyalty from a man is like weaning a dog to lick eggs!
• Everyone fans himself a gift - even more criticism!
• Movement is not just life - but life is full!
• Eyes obscured by a veil - an optometrist will not help!
• Keep yourself in hand - and if necessary, on your feet!
• My weapon is my love and kindness,
My protection is my soul and mind,
My dream is to be in demand always!
№ 407226   Added MegaMozg 21-11-2020 / 01:21