middle age crisis [Theme]

And I'll tell them what I really think.

One of the most powerful transition periods in a person’s life are the crises of thirty and forty years. This is when we lose the most friends.

Yes, the awl still seems to tingle, but less and less, either the awl has become smaller, or the ass is bigger, the doctor generally believes that this is prostatitis.

The pleasures are gone. They leave. The dream has discredited itself. You lie down, you don’t know - you will fall asleep, you won’t fall asleep, you wake up - you slept, you didn’t sleep. Alcohol brings. You drink, you drink - you don't get drunk, then you start to get drunk - you fall asleep. Food, in general ... Flour is harmful, fatty is harmful, meat is harmful, dairy ... harmful. Well, it would be harmful, you can be patient, you don’t get pleasure from food, sleep, or alcohol ... Sex ... well, I did it here the other day, well, some kind of cardio load at least ... for blood vessels . That's how it is with sex. The pleasures are gone.

We are forty years old. This is a midlife crisis. You just have to endure it. Literally two or three years and will get even worse.

When you are seventeen, you judge in terms of good and bad, when twenty-three, you reason in vague abstractions, and when you are thirty, you already know - all shit that is not urine.

You know, I'm now at that age when you look back at your life and think: this is how I imagined it and ... this is how it turned out.

One of the oddities of middle age ... is that a person suddenly discovers that he has made an idiotic decision, without realizing it, as if by chance, moving away, for example, from his friends.