law and lawyers [Theme]

I don't need a lawyer to tell me what's allowed and what's not. I hire him to do what I want.

Do you know why God first created snakes and then lawyers? I wanted to practice. This is the only anecdote I know because all the others are true.

- What for? Do you want to lead a miserable, frustrated life?

Quote in English

There are three types of lawyers — capable, incapable, and pitiful.

Try to stay away from the courts at all times, no matter if there is a reason. They can grab you, fool you, and then you find yourself head over heels in shit. This is how our lawyers apply the law.

- Mushroom, or what?
- Psychologist.
- Half the country's psychologists, half of the country lawyers, and of the Asses still can not get out.

- You monster!
- But you're a lawyer. No one is perfect.

What are the successful lawyers? This clever professional tricks of the inventors, each with an income of hundreds of thousands of dollars. But to name at least one who refused to participate in the evil game you can not, for of such no one has ever heard of. But it is quite clear that would follow if such a person shows up.

The legal profession in our days has become something of a big road. Which only rogues and adventurers not climb here.

And as was previously said in the statement that science is not dull, do not interfere with the weapon, here and further we should say that science in General and make weapons of a qualified lawyer because of the great and exalted of them is ignorant and rude.

Is a battlefield. On the one hand, the U.S. attorney's office, with other Federal public defense. You among the best top-notch lawyers of the country. You are in love with their job and loyal to him. You are amazingly talented and hardworking. You are the most complicated and unusual processes in the most prestigious, the most famous court of the first instance in our country. You are Champions of justice and worthy opponents. You are the defenders. You justice.

Law, like protecting human rights, becomes more complex, harder villains to arrest, even harder to judge, and to execute and does not.

Now, in the era of jurisprudence, is not so right to break the wall. The possible need to invoke the right.