Character: Saul Goodman

Do you know why God first created snakes and then lawyers? I wanted to practice. This is the only anecdote I know because all the others are true.

- Lord, we want to discuss the illegal harassment of my client. Mr. Ehrmantraut has become the subject of cruel, ruthless and unauthorized surveillance of DEA. <...> we All know that you all day graze my client. The poor fellow a couple of minutes can't walk with his beloved granddaughter, to keep you from shaking the bushes, peeping out of their binoculars. And it was bothering him. And it has become worse in physical and mental plans.
- And for me, healthy as an ox.
Well, not all wounds are visible from the outside.

He said, my legs will break. And don't tell me he was joking. With a look of dead mackerel not kidding!

Walt chooses women, as well as lawyers - only the best, but that to the extent of insidious.

- You're the first one in the world who have changed? I found the second wife in bed with her stepfather, huh? Life is cruel! Grow up!
Yeah I just wanted to talk...
- Well, talk to me. I intervened in the process. You could be arrested. You must understand: I, as your lawyer would love paid work, but as a business partner, I strongly recommend to stop baragozit!

A clear conscience is expensive.

Nerds have only half of the remaining fraudsters.

- You need to use not only the weakness of others, but also his strength.
- These words should be embroidered on a pillow.

To hurry is not a sin, if not to the grave, tax and... in a couple of places.

- There is a buzz.
- The buzz anywhere you can start a new life.

- Life is not a game called let's make a deal!
- She is the most!

When did I shit in your delicate and vulnerable soul that you did not forgive me?

- And here he is! Our faithful guardian! Cerberus our gate! Charon is our Park! What are you reading? A complete set of Parking rules in pictures?
- No. Parking rules are quite simple, most remembers from the first time.

Beware the Troll! Don't feed it!