Character: Saul Goodman. Page 1
You know what, actors - figure skaters? Give you a 9.6 for technique, and for choice of victim - a fat zero! I'm a lawyer! Besides, surely this broken-down cabriolet gave you the idea that you will be able to be welded? Five hundred dollars for this bucket would give it only if it will sit a whore price of three! Now, discuss how much you owe me for the windshield.
Quote Explanation: Saul Goodman ran into a gang of swindlers. They threw themselves under the wheels of cars and then extorted money from the drivers. And played in front of them a real performance.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 09:35
To tell you the truth, protect the guilty - not in my rules. Who needs such troubles? Right?
Yes.
- Exactly!
- Look... I only know what I read in the Newspapers. And usually, when from the County Treasury lost money and the amount is one million six hundred......
- Errors in accounting! [Craig and Betsy chorus]
- Errors, of course. But, as a rule, in such cases the police is taken for Treasurer. And as Treasurer are... I Think you should take some precautions!
Quote Explanation: Saul Goodman persuades Craig and Betsy kettleman's (County Treasurer, accused of embezzlement, and his wife) to hire himself as a lawyer.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 09:31
I have a friend who has a friend who knows the right person.
Quote Explanation: Attorney Goodman carefully makes it clear Jesse and Walt that will acquaint them with a big drug Lord.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:09
Wait. What the hell happened to you?
[silence]
Clear. The first rule of Fight club, right?
Quote Explanation: Saul, turning to Mike, seeing that broken face after a fight.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:41
Mention me in front of Gus. Look, I'm not allowed to lick the wrong ass.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:25
- What did you tell them?
They are also condom.
- You poet!
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- Let's say a guy won the lottery of $10 million Which he's definitely not going to do the next day? He will not buy another lottery ticket, right? It will count your lucky stars and float away into the sunset, and that, with all due respect, some advice for both of you.
And in what kind of lottery did I win?
- Hey, you're alive.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:25
If a mosquito bites you, you're not going to hire a mosquito lawyer? Just take a flyswatter.
2 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:24
Yeah, you got the shit on my knee with both feet. But, you know, you can buy a shovel.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:24
If anything, you can always stab a Badger in the canteen.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:24
Among thieves honest no... except us, of course.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:05
Wow! The return of the prodigal, eh? How do you like living in the country?
- Fine with me.
3 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 20:05
God! You two... If I have anal polyps, I know who to call them.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 10:55
- Okay, but let's say hypothetically, the kid will not be in the mood for reasoned debate about the benefits of persecution of children, and prefer to gag you to death with a sharp object how to act in this case?
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 19:56
If you believe in a lie, then we can all inflate. I once convinced a woman I was Kevin costner, and it happened because I believed it myself. The main thing is not about lying, and how.
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