Character: Nick Hendricks (Nick Hendricks)



- A campaign he took off to go to bed.
- Maybe I need to check? Hey, Rex! Rex! Rex!
- Dale, what are you going to do if he answers?
- So far, I thought.
Quote Explanation: Guys broke in Rex.
№ 277905   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:22
Is his wife?
Well, the civic and ninety-three, the dry cleaning - put on the staff.
- He's married to a servant?
№ 277904   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:22
- We have a plan, relax.
- Cool, I'm calm.
- Are you ready? Come on.
Damn, bummer, the door is locked.
- The plan was not part of a locked door?
Well, chances were fifty-fifty.
- How did you figure this out?
Well, she either would be open or closed - there are no other options.
Quote Explanation: Trying to get into the house.
№ 277903   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:21
- I don't see latex gloves?
They are very expensive, I didn't want.
- How much?
Nine bucks for a pair.
- Come on, you're behind them and go - go buy.
- She has a bunch of gloves at the office, take them there.
- We need to get to the office and not to leave prints!
№ 277902   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:21
- Ready. This time I bought something else. We have to be more careful this time, you know what I mean? Bought a magazine to cut out letters that you hand write.
- The magazine "married Again"?
- Yes, this is to confuse the cops, if they start to sniff and want to know how to do clippings.
- Radio "Dora the Explorer"?
- Crediting.
Is not a spy store and mini-market. There's just such.
- Isn't it better to use the phones?
- Let's use phones that record everything we say and be given geolocation!
Quote Explanation: Prepare a plan of revenge the offenders.
№ 277901   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:21
To tell you the answer? It costs five hundred thousand.
- Oh, come on!
- Six hundred.
Not to steer you company for the yogurt, it is the strange style of negotiations.
№ 277899   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:21
- Nick, tell me what, why you started the trade without a guarantee of payment of thirty-five percent on production costs? I mean, why'd you do it? [laughs]
- Something funny?
But we thought that dealing with those who adhere to morality.
- No, wrong answer. The correct answer is this: because you all fucking suck!
- Bliiin, he clarified the situation!
№ 277894   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:20
Give me the marker, I will come up with a better idea.
- To give the marker? Give me five hundred thousand dollars, that's what we need!!!
- So I bought it?
№ 277893   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:20
- Is the plot of the movie "Speed".
- Yes, here it is, zafigachit the bomb on the bus!
- Cool idea! Zahranicni the bomb in the bus at fifty miles per hour it will explode. What the hell?
You said bad ideas. I offer options.
- I was wrong - the idea is shit, movie is shit and you are shit too!
Hey, this is the movie where they filmed sandy bullock?
- Fuck you! I love Sandra bullock!
Quote Explanation: Discuss ideas for revenge on the guys who threw them.
№ 277892   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:19
Missing beer, we stopped at the "Soap brother".
- Excuse me, the name is not yet final.
- He was wrong, it is final.
- I like "Soap daddy".
- "Soap daddy" in any worse.
- I probably agree with Nick.
Is better than any strange brother.
- This is not some strange brother, I have repeated hundreds of times is your friend.
- Maybe you and this "friend" to take a shower?
Or with your dad!?
Don't shout at the TV!
Quote Explanation: Talking about his invention - an unusual attachment to a shower.
№ 277891   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 21:19
- And it is a good idea as Hitchcock's "strangers on a train".
- Not watching, someone is killed?
- Where Danny DeVito played a funny movie.
- Alfred Hitchcock film with Danny DeVito - super! He's a moron.
№ 256207   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:54