Character: The Minister
According to statistics, 87 percent of Americans are obese. The Minister of health dealt with this problem:
- In connection with obesity sweeping the country, the government changed the classification of obesity from 55% body fat to 90.
This measure, which reduced the number of fat Americans from 200 million to 185 was greeted with jubilation throughout the country.
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MegaMozg 31-03-2018 / 14:06
They were asked not to approach. Said, we can avoid casualties if you give them to finish the restoration and to leave the planet.
- What do you mean said? Words?
- Not sure, but I understand.
- What language you spoke with them?
- In Russian.
Quote Explanation: The Ministry. Report after the falling alien ship.
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MegaMozg 14-11-2017 / 19:14
- You let him go?
Is important to us. It will make me a politician.
- It will make you a corpse. Folk mass is not very fan to soften the former dictators.
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MegaMozg 24-04-2017 / 19:43
- What's he doing now?
- He leads her to the factory.
- No, he's doing something more dangerous: he is unpredictable!
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MegaMozg 24-04-2017 / 19:41
- You can make a comment?
- What are you, an expert on international politics?
- No, but my intellect allows me to understand a lot. Thinking, I found that sometimes you know more than those who knows more, who in this case know less, because I know twice as much.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 10:35
- What about the law forbidding you to use magic at home?
- OOO, the Ministry, Harry, don't send people to Azkaban for blowing aunts!
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:47
People now the truth forgotten
Past the days sped.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:29
