Movie: The beautician and the beast (The Beautician and The Beast)

White meat or dark?
Where's my chicken?!
- She's fine. She's been fed.
- Mom, what does she eat?
- The same thing we are.
- You fed the chicken chicken?
- What do you think I owe her personally to prepare?
- How could you?
- But she doesn't know. And then, it is a delicacy.
- A nightmare. "Silence of the chickens".

- Who is it?
- I have no idea.
- Mom?
- I met him yesterday at "Carabela".
- You don't even know him?
Is extras. Or do you want a boring party?

The President insisted that you paid for completely, not even working time.
- Tell him to take the money and... Wait, what am I saying? He is rich, and I got fired.

- I drew you a picture.
Oh, how cute! I'll put it right... in the attic.

- You're acting like eight-year-old. Your kids are scared to death of you. And you beat women. I will say that I am not right?
- This all doesn't concern you.
- You're probably right. If you did not see that good deeds, even if not profitable, make you more noble, more decent, more civilized, I have nothing more to say to you.
- The guy stays in jail. This is not a movie with a happy ending. It is a reality. And always will be.
- So they were right about you - you really are a monster.

I wasn't entirely honest with you. I'm not a real teacher. I only have a hairdresser's license.
- Licensed hairdresser?
- I teach makeup and hairstyles. That's all I know. At first it was easy to pretend, but then I started to fall in love with... your children. And get to know you, and I realized that I just can't.
- What do you take me for?
For someone who will be able to understand it all.
- Do you have the courage to come and admit to me that you're not a real teacher; then you are the best teacher I've ever known.

- You let him go?
Is important to us. It will make me a politician.
- It will make you a corpse. Folk mass is not very fan to soften the former dictators.

- Ira, you have the courage to face emerges?
Is just an experiment. Don't get used to it, okay?

- Give them what they ask for.
Excuse me?...
- Overtime. The Union. I have my own decree. Already signed? Joy Miller argues that a happy worker works better. Interesting idea. Prepare a poster: "a Happy worker works better."

- What are you doing?
I'm trying to scare the chicken to death. But she refuses to die for his country. Selfish.

- What is it?
Is the chicken.
- She's alive.
- Of course living. You asked for a fresh.
- But not so.

All right. I shaved his mustache and changed his views. Now I greet people, "Hello!"

- Who am I kidding. Shave his mustache and reception is not going to convince anyone that I am a civilized man.
- So after dessert, you announce to everyone that free Alexander Gurko.
What?
Yes. A big surprise in the presence of large guests.
- Never!
- Don't you feel sorry for this guy? Because of him, the whole world is against you. But, if you show magnanimity and let him go, you will be not just the President, you become a politician.
They are very interesting. I think this will work?
- Of course. Unexpected, a nice gesture.
Or the first step to anarchy.
- No, no. This is the first step to realize that you don't have to be a tyrant, so that people coming for you.

- It would be better if you arrange a reception. Easier to catch a fly with honey than with vinegar.
- I don't think it is wise to Gather people in the ballroom and spend a lot of money on entertainment.
- And not have to spend "lot of money". Set up a buffet right outside, in the fresh air. Drinks are served free of charge. I think money in the Treasury is enough. Of course, you can invite a DJ, but, personally, I like live music. Ready. Your only task now is to convince them that you are wise enough to govern.