Movie: The beautician and the beast (The Beautician and The Beast). Page 1
- Don't touch my moustache!
Okay. Don't worry. Many great men wore a moustache. Hitler, Stalin...
- Einstein.
- Is that who you want to be like? What are you afraid of? Shave the mustache!
- What's the point?
- They are crumbs.
- Not true.
True.
- No, not really.
- When you eat pudding.
- Really? I don't care. That's my image.
- Right. The image of the beast. You're waiting for the arrival of all these diplomats, you need to present themselves well. With them you have a awesome view. Show them that you are a civilized person. You know, when Sonny Bono shaved off his mustache, he was elected to Congress.
But I wear that mustache already... 20 years?
- And exactly that much younger you'll look.
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- Don't you remember what he had felt in his youth?
- I do not take.
- Are you not in love? You are almost twice my age and never been married.
- I have not got a worthy candidate.
- Or are you afraid to fall in love?
- First you were a sweet, charming girl. Who are you so messed up?
- Ms. Miller, if you believe in love... please help me.
- FYI, I'm not afraid to fall in love, just waiting for my zaurchit stomach.
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- What's he doing now?
- He leads her to the factory.
- No, he's doing something more dangerous: he is unpredictable!
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- By the way, where are we? I think we went beyond the borders of your realm.
- I'm the President. Everything here belongs to me.
- Are we lost?
- We're not lost.
- We're going in circles.
- But, no!
Either it's the traces of my heels, or this hermit has a twin brother.
I know where we are.
- And where are we?
- We are in the woods.
- I don't know?!
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- Hello, Svetlana, I want you to meet with your President.
- How are you? And that's where I cow killed. Nice to meet you. Go.
Don't worry, you will soon get the hang of it.
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- Do you know him?
- Of course, it is Vaclav.
- Must be new.
- Newbie? He's been here for 50 years of living.
Ah, Vaclav, of course, now I remember. He hat changed.
- If you're going to communicate with them, you realize they are very friendly.
- People are not very nice to me.
Have you ever tried to talk to them?
- No.
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- And this is a special special place just for you or for someone else?
This is where I slaughtered my first cow.
What?
- I was 10. My dad said I can only eat something that will kill itself. I only had two sticks and a butter knife. That day I became a real man.
Yes, a touching story...
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- You know, your laughter reminds me of my wife.
Really?
- Yes, she was laughing with all your heart... just like you.
Oh... I guess you really miss her?
Actually... I never appreciated her, and when she died, I realized that it's too late.
- Children showed me pictures of her. She was very beautiful.
- Every time I look at them, I see her.
- Look closely, there is because you half.
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- Why are you not married yet?
- Not that I haven't been offered...
- I want to say that your parents allowed you to give up?
Just in my country, women themselves choose their husbands. I chose John F. Kennedy Jr., and while he's busy, I'm going to travel.
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Try to start to rule the country one day. It is not only war and arrests of dissidents.
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- Because they don't understand - I need to show strength.
You want a tip? "One who rules my heart, rules the world".
- Sorry, Joey, life is not so simple.
- Can become, if not difficult.
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- I think if the prejudices of their families stood in their way, they would have lived a long and full of love life.
- And now, children, let's show your father how we conduct fire drills?
- No, no. This is interesting. I believe that the tragedy took place due to the fact that the children took matters into their own hands.
- That's nice. Our dialogue turns into debate.
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I think this is entirely the fault of the parents. They were narrow-minded and insensitive. To prove their superiority, they trampled on the feelings of others.
Quote Explanation: The discussion of "Romeo and Juliet".
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- So you think I need to spend more time with the kids?
- Yes, I believe.
- So here's my schedule. Tell me when.
Okay. Let's See... Oh! Meeting on nuclear disarmament, where you need to go. NATO... NATO... NATO... NATO... Yes, on a tight schedule. But my father was a busy man, and nevertheless have time for us.
- What does your father do for a living?
- The owner of the stationery store.
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Not worth it to hire friends. With them more difficult.
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- Mr President, we accidentally got to this disco... I was hoping to find a reggae club down the street.
- Reggae club? Address, please?
Well... This is one of those clubs that constantly moves. You don't like it.
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