Character: Boris My

- You're acting like eight-year-old. Your kids are scared to death of you. And you beat women. I will say that I am not right?
- This all doesn't concern you.
- You're probably right. If you did not see that good deeds, even if not profitable, make you more noble, more decent, more civilized, I have nothing more to say to you.
- The guy stays in jail. This is not a movie with a happy ending. It is a reality. And always will be.
- So they were right about you - you really are a monster.

I wasn't entirely honest with you. I'm not a real teacher. I only have a hairdresser's license.
- Licensed hairdresser?
- I teach makeup and hairstyles. That's all I know. At first it was easy to pretend, but then I started to fall in love with... your children. And get to know you, and I realized that I just can't.
- What do you take me for?
For someone who will be able to understand it all.
- Do you have the courage to come and admit to me that you're not a real teacher; then you are the best teacher I've ever known.

- You let him go?
Is important to us. It will make me a politician.
- It will make you a corpse. Folk mass is not very fan to soften the former dictators.

- Give them what they ask for.
Excuse me?...
- Overtime. The Union. I have my own decree. Already signed? Joy Miller argues that a happy worker works better. Interesting idea. Prepare a poster: "a Happy worker works better."

All right. I shaved his mustache and changed his views. Now I greet people, "Hello!"

- Who am I kidding. Shave his mustache and reception is not going to convince anyone that I am a civilized man.
- So after dessert, you announce to everyone that free Alexander Gurko.
What?
Yes. A big surprise in the presence of large guests.
- Never!
- Don't you feel sorry for this guy? Because of him, the whole world is against you. But, if you show magnanimity and let him go, you will be not just the President, you become a politician.
They are very interesting. I think this will work?
- Of course. Unexpected, a nice gesture.
Or the first step to anarchy.
- No, no. This is the first step to realize that you don't have to be a tyrant, so that people coming for you.

- It would be better if you arrange a reception. Easier to catch a fly with honey than with vinegar.
- I don't think it is wise to Gather people in the ballroom and spend a lot of money on entertainment.
- And not have to spend "lot of money". Set up a buffet right outside, in the fresh air. Drinks are served free of charge. I think money in the Treasury is enough. Of course, you can invite a DJ, but, personally, I like live music. Ready. Your only task now is to convince them that you are wise enough to govern.

- Don't touch my moustache!
Okay. Don't worry. Many great men wore a moustache. Hitler, Stalin...
- Einstein.
- Is that who you want to be like? What are you afraid of? Shave the mustache!
- What's the point?
- They are crumbs.
- Not true.
True.
- No, not really.
- When you eat pudding.
- Really? I don't care. That's my image.
- Right. The image of the beast. You're waiting for the arrival of all these diplomats, you need to present themselves well. With them you have a awesome view. Show them that you are a civilized person. You know, when Sonny Bono shaved off his mustache, he was elected to Congress.
But I wear that mustache already... 20 years?
- And exactly that much younger you'll look.

- By the way, where are we? I think we went beyond the borders of your realm.
- I'm the President. Everything here belongs to me.
- Are we lost?
- We're not lost.
- We're going in circles.
- But, no!
Either it's the traces of my heels, or this hermit has a twin brother.
I know where we are.
- And where are we?
- We are in the woods.
- I don't know?!

- Hello, Svetlana, I want you to meet with your President.
- How are you? And that's where I cow killed. Nice to meet you. Go.
Don't worry, you will soon get the hang of it.

- Do you know him?
- Of course, it is Vaclav.
- Must be new.
- Newbie? He's been here for 50 years of living.
Ah, Vaclav, of course, now I remember. He hat changed.
- If you're going to communicate with them, you realize they are very friendly.
- People are not very nice to me.
Have you ever tried to talk to them?
- No.

- And this is a special special place just for you or for someone else?
This is where I slaughtered my first cow.
What?
- I was 10. My dad said I can only eat something that will kill itself. I only had two sticks and a butter knife. That day I became a real man.
Yes, a touching story...

- You know, your laughter reminds me of my wife.
Really?
- Yes, she was laughing with all your heart... just like you.
Oh... I guess you really miss her?
Actually... I never appreciated her, and when she died, I realized that it's too late.
- Children showed me pictures of her. She was very beautiful.
- Every time I look at them, I see her.
- Look closely, there is because you half.

- Why are you not married yet?
- Not that I haven't been offered...
- I want to say that your parents allowed you to give up?
Just in my country, women themselves choose their husbands. I chose John F. Kennedy Jr., and while he's busy, I'm going to travel.