Cartoon: The Simpsons (The Simpsons)

Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you ask her to give me the syrup?
- Please give Dad the syrup, Lisa.
Bart, tell Dad that I'll give him the syrup if he refuses meat products.
- Will you dip the sausage in syrup, neighbor?
- Marge, tell Bart, I want to drink a glass of syrup as usual.
- Tell him, you're boycotting Lisa, not Bart.
- Bart, tell mom thank you.
- Gomer, you're just talking to me.
- Lisa, tell your mother, don't let it bother.
- Dad, you're not talking to Lisa!
- Bart, March to the Room!

- Lisa, who are you now? Garden scarecrow?
- It's called "goth", sad goth. My new name is Sad Black Crow.
- Class! Let's play together: go to cemeteries and summon the Prince of Darkness, kissing the garbage!
- Come on. Just practice first, kissing the goddess Irony... living in this stone. Kiss for an hour and a half. [Lisa gives Milhouse a stone and leaves]
- I obey, Mistress. [Milhouse kisses the stone]

- The blues are not to make themselves feel better, but to make others feel worse. And make a few bucks when you need to.

Money doesn't change people. They help them to be themselves.

Revenge is a dish best served in family.

- I agree.
- Why don't you discuss it with your family?
They can say "no".

Mom: it took me nine months to create your heart. Don't let break it down just for the day.

When intelligence increases, happiness decreases.

Lisa, you know how I have lived to my age? By two things: blind faith and red Vino.

- Smithers, what's the guy with goat legs? I like his gait.
Is the Prince of Darkness, assigned to 11.

Being a mother means sometimes doing things your child doesn't want to talk to you.

What 25-year-old girl who died?..
- I say "bury it until it stinks".

I was so proud of Bart. I helped to train him. But then it happened, the glory struck him in the head. I wish for once science hit him in the head.

We did everything we could. The next 17 hours will be critical... Oh, he died.