Character: Marge Simpson (Marge Simpson)
Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you ask her to give me the syrup?
- Please give Dad the syrup, Lisa.
Bart, tell Dad that I'll give him the syrup if he refuses meat products.
- Will you dip the sausage in syrup, neighbor?
- Marge, tell Bart, I want to drink a glass of syrup as usual.
- Tell him, you're boycotting Lisa, not Bart.
- Bart, tell mom thank you.
- Gomer, you're just talking to me.
- Lisa, tell your mother, don't let it bother.
- Dad, you're not talking to Lisa!
- Bart, March to the Room!
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MegaMozg 01-04-2021 / 10:51
Lisa, you know how I have lived to my age? By two things: blind faith and red Vino.
30 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 04:33
I was so proud of Bart. I helped to train him. But then it happened, the glory struck him in the head. I wish for once science hit him in the head.
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MegaMozg 15-09-2018 / 16:12
- Homie, for the happiness of friends is not needed! I have a hundred years no friends!
I have you, and I who?
There is, lenny and Carl...
- Lenny and Carl suck!... Just don't tell them what I said, and then I will lose the last friends!
11 Season 18 Series
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MegaMozg 30-05-2018 / 16:04
Not a good time, Mo. I'm pissed and can't pretend that I like you.
6 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 17-04-2018 / 08:04
Up there little girl, her trust in his father is shaken and no little girl can't be happy if she has no faith in his dad!
2 Season 19 Series
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MegaMozg 29-03-2018 / 13:06
- Will we meet again?
And come on, you, my wife and I have sex... together?
Quote Explanation: Homer and Marge have to spend time just the two of us and they are having fun pretending that just started Dating.
20 Season 19 Series
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MegaMozg 09-12-2017 / 19:03
- If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.
- Can't we use for this blush?
- Ladies will Wipeout. Whores use Rouge.
- If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.
- Couldn't we use just rouge for this?
- Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
2 Season 12 Series
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MegaMozg 13-03-2017 / 12:00
Jesus said to love your enemies!
It's because Jesus knew that one day you look in the face of his enemy and say, "I sent you to hell!"
25 Season 11 Series
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 12:55
- Oh, my boy! Are you okay?
Even better - I have stitches! And maybe even a scar!
2 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:19
- I have amnesia and three kids.
Wow. My first thought is respect. To your mental illness and the fact that you were fat after childbirth. My second thought - until.
Quote Explanation: Marge met on a date
17 Season 20 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 15:43
No matter how sad you are at heart, what you see looks worse.
26 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 08:55
- Homer, you don't know what my eye color?
- Beautiful is the color?
- Homer!
Don't worry, Marge! I don't judge people by the color of their eyes... I judge people by the color of their skin.
19 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 15:16
