Character: Bart Simpson (Bart Simpson)
Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you ask her to give me the syrup?
- Please give Dad the syrup, Lisa.
Bart, tell Dad that I'll give him the syrup if he refuses meat products.
- Will you dip the sausage in syrup, neighbor?
- Marge, tell Bart, I want to drink a glass of syrup as usual.
- Tell him, you're boycotting Lisa, not Bart.
- Bart, tell mom thank you.
- Gomer, you're just talking to me.
- Lisa, tell your mother, don't let it bother.
- Dad, you're not talking to Lisa!
- Bart, March to the Room!
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MegaMozg 01-04-2021 / 10:51
What 25-year-old girl who died?..
- I say "bury it until it stinks".
Quote Explanation: Bart, in response to a replica of the hero "love Story".
15 Season 18 Series
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MegaMozg 06-12-2018 / 13:02
Wow, all namby-pamby doing it.
I'm not a bitch, I'm a Jock, too cool for sports.
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Viker 19-07-2018 / 14:00
You caused me pain. Are you happy now?
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MegaMozg 03-07-2018 / 16:20
Live fast, die early and leave a big fat corpse.
15 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 19-06-2018 / 17:05
- A bite of happiness! Scratch and make a wish!
- Something I'm not well Take me to the hospital.
- Finally do what I want!
Quote Explanation: The dialogue at the Krusty Burger after Bart was bitten by a mosquito from China.
13 Season 20 Series
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MegaMozg 13-06-2018 / 02:05
Keep it simple or you're grounded.
20 Season 19 Series
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MegaMozg 09-12-2017 / 19:18
Bart hurt Bart to think less. To think less - less sad.
Quote Explanation: Troll beating my head against the wall out of desperation, not keep track of the treasure.
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MegaMozg 18-05-2017 / 20:36
Jesus said to love your enemies!
It's because Jesus knew that one day you look in the face of his enemy and say, "I sent you to hell!"
25 Season 11 Series
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 12:55
- Oh, my boy! Are you okay?
Even better - I have stitches! And maybe even a scar!
2 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:19
- Dad, I don't know what's going on, but once you gave me advice...
I gave you advice? Do not make things up.
1 Season 9 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:58
- Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent.
- What do you mean incompetent?
This means that he spends more time chatting and eating donuts than working.
- That's fine. I thought you insulted him.
1 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:46
- What is the secret of life?
- You can avoid the heap of awkward situations by pretending to talk on the phone.
- For example?
- Wait to be answered.
27 Season 9 Series
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:45
Even trained soldiers panic when he suddenly receives a heavy wound. It is not uncommon.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 19:56
Is the outright farce that I have ever seen.
- And The Oscar?
- Well, except for Oscar.
Quote Explanation: on awarding the prize of Homer burns
3 Season 24 Series
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 12:35
