Character: Lisa Simpson (Lisa Simpson)



Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you ask her to give me the syrup?
- Please give Dad the syrup, Lisa.
Bart, tell Dad that I'll give him the syrup if he refuses meat products.
- Will you dip the sausage in syrup, neighbor?
- Marge, tell Bart, I want to drink a glass of syrup as usual.
- Tell him, you're boycotting Lisa, not Bart.
- Bart, tell mom thank you.
- Gomer, you're just talking to me.
- Lisa, tell your mother, don't let it bother.
- Dad, you're not talking to Lisa!
- Bart, March to the Room!
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- Lisa, who are you now? Garden scarecrow?
- It's called "goth", sad goth. My new name is Sad Black Crow.
- Class! Let's play together: go to cemeteries and summon the Prince of Darkness, kissing the garbage!
- Come on. Just practice first, kissing the goddess Irony... living in this stone. Kiss for an hour and a half. [Lisa gives Milhouse a stone and leaves]
- I obey, Mistress. [Milhouse kisses the stone]
Quote Explanation: Lisa comes to school in goth clothes
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- The blues are not to make themselves feel better, but to make others feel worse. And make a few bucks when you need to.
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When intelligence increases, happiness decreases.
12 Season 9 Series
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... And although I follow the enlightened Buddha's teachings, I advise you not to joke with Jesus.
23 Season 21 Series
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Quietly, in this world you need fear only one. Roguish dealers estate.
Quote Explanation: Lisa tries to overcome his fear, after spending the night in the cemetery.
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- PS, Lisa!
- Mo?
Look, I don't love you you don't love me, but we both don't want Homer killed a bird...
You don't love me? And I you, Yes.
- Love? Well, I love you too.
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- Bart, you don't know what that means? The next time we fall asleep, we might die!
- Ah, welcome to my world! [falls asleep]
- Bart, don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die!
- Eh, welcome to my world! [falls asleep]
7 Season 6 Series
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- What wants my baby?
- The lack of mood swings and some stability in my life.
- How about a pony?
Okay.
2 Season 2 Series
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Is the outright farce that I have ever seen.
- And The Oscar?
- Well, except for Oscar.
Quote Explanation: on awarding the prize of Homer burns
3 Season 24 Series
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