Cartoon: The Simpsons (The Simpsons). Page 3

- Flanders, walking to Church? I can help you save time.
- Ooh! You found a short cut?
Better. I calculated the taxes on the apartment and accidentally found that there is no God.

Help me, my daughter found out what a jerk I was!

- Why is my baby not gaining weight?
Because it is plastic.

- You hate your father?
- Sometimes, but even more, I hate You!

- Homie, for the happiness of friends is not needed! I have a hundred years no friends!
I have you, and I who?
There is, lenny and Carl...
- Lenny and Carl suck!... Just don't tell them what I said, and then I will lose the last friends!

You wrecked the car Hitler! What did he do to you?!

Not a good time, Mo. I'm pissed and can't pretend that I like you.

You can't kill time, boys! It is necessary to appreciate and to seize the moment! ... Give me some change to get drunk.

Up there little girl, her trust in his father is shaken and no little girl can't be happy if she has no faith in his dad!

- Of course, I would be happy to come to you on skewers, I would even bring this thick and juicy spade, that you have never seen before.
That sounds terrible!
Ha ha ha! This is a joke! Tomorrow I'll be dead!

No, means no. I looked in the dictionary.

Keep it simple or you're grounded.

- Will we meet again?
And come on, you, my wife and I have sex... together?

- Bart, you don't know what that means? The next time we fall asleep, we might die!
- Ah, welcome to my world! [falls asleep]
- Bart, don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die!
- Eh, welcome to my world! [falls asleep]