Cartoon: The Simpsons (The Simpsons). Page 1
- Repeat after me! I'm big!
- I'm big!
- I - beautiful!
- I am in some sense for someone beautiful!
- Nobody will make me ashamed of what I am, because I such what is!
- As I am! You know, I always wanted someone to blindly follow and think you are the one who need it!
26 Season 13 Series
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MegaMozg 09-09-2018 / 20:10
When one happens to be something cool, everyone else's decreases!
Quote Explanation: Homer after APU was noticed by a famous rock band.
26 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 07-09-2018 / 22:05
Man grows old, builds a career, having children, and in his life there is a hole that can be filled only by music.
26 Season 8 Series
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MegaMozg 07-09-2018 / 17:03
- Excuse me, have you seen our friend? ... He's... Tall... the jacket... And no tattoos...
And he's black!
- Tell you that he's black!
Quote Explanation: Homer, MoE and Laziness questioned passerby about your friend Carla.
24 Season 21 Series
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MegaMozg 01-09-2018 / 14:26
My aunt's name is Hope, maybe you'll kill her?
Quote Explanation: Turning to Lisa, when he "ruined" the expectations of teachers.
24 Season 10 Series
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MegaMozg 31-08-2018 / 04:10
Lord, I know you can see everything, but trust me, it is better not to see.
Quote Explanation: Ned turns to God.
23 Season 21 Series
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MegaMozg 21-08-2018 / 20:32
... And although I follow the enlightened Buddha's teachings, I advise you not to joke with Jesus.
23 Season 21 Series
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MegaMozg 21-08-2018 / 20:31
Victory! I'm a reasonable player and know when to stop - ever.
Quote Explanation: Said after a win at betting.
20 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 28-07-2018 / 22:14
I know our marriage is based on lies, but it is based on a lot of good stuff! Religion, history of America!...
20 Season 5 Series
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MegaMozg 28-07-2018 / 21:07
Son, collecting coins is like to live. All have long tired. But unlike life, for coins I have a solution.
19 Season 20 Series
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MegaMozg 19-07-2018 / 23:06
You came in my heart a hole that can never be filled so I fill it with food, but it is never enough.
19 Season 19 Series
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MegaMozg 19-07-2018 / 20:15
Your mouth says, but my ears are too smart to believe.
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MegaMozg 19-07-2018 / 20:14
I don't want to be angry, but angry!
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MegaMozg 19-07-2018 / 20:12
Oh... I didn't want to become famous for his cruelty, I wanted to be famous, catching Santa Claus!
Quote Explanation: Homer at the premiere of the documentary about the Simpsons, filmed by Lisa.
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MegaMozg 19-07-2018 / 20:11
Wow, all namby-pamby doing it.
I'm not a bitch, I'm a Jock, too cool for sports.
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Viker 19-07-2018 / 14:00
