Cartoon: The Simpsons (The Simpsons). Page 4

- If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.
- Can't we use for this blush?
- Ladies will Wipeout. Whores use Rouge.
- If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.
- Couldn't we use just rouge for this?
- Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.

Stop talking, Bart. It is the job of the TV.
Stop saying things, Bart. That's the TV's job.

Corn - the heroin of the farmers ' market.
Kettle-corn, the heroin of the farmer's market.

When I look at people, I don't see color. I just see a crazy religion.
When I look at people, I don't see colors. I just see crackpot religions.

Anyone can create a family. In our days nobody can find a job.

You went to hell and came back a winner, like Jesus.
You went to Hell and came back a winner like Jesus.

Simpson, you're drinking!
Twenty five years!

If you don't like your job, do not throw strikes. Just go there every day and do half. That's the American way.

- Who is gay?
Is the one who used to be afraid of, but now overcame my fears.
- Dad, I'm gay!

The only way to make the morning good to Wake him.

The loneliest moment in someone's life is when a person watches as his life falls to pieces. And all he can do - it's sad to watch. And then to cry. It's worse.

The best about this story is that it ended.

Jesus said to love your enemies!
It's because Jesus knew that one day you look in the face of his enemy and say, "I sent you to hell!"

Only one thing worse than being a loser to be one of those who sits in a bar talking about how he became a loser.