Character: Albert

- ... HERE YOU GO, NO NEED TO THANK ME, HAPPY STRADELLA, AND BEHAVE YOURSELF. I KNOW, IF YOU BEHAVE BADLY. HO. HO. HO.
- Master, you gave that little life a little bit of magic - admired albert when another child happily hopped off.
- I LIKE the EXPRESSION on THEIR FACES - confessed Santa-Krakus.
- That is, a mixture of fear, excitement and lack of understanding of what to do: cry, laugh, or pee in your pants?
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I CALL TRUE FAITH.

- Repeat after me! I'm big!
- I'm big!
- I - beautiful!
- I am in some sense for someone beautiful!
- Nobody will make me ashamed of what I am, because I such what is!
- As I am! You know, I always wanted someone to blindly follow and think you are the one who need it!

- Marriage involves the dowry that was very useful.
- It's like a prize that you get for any suffering or anything that would make you Yak your guts out.

- Be smart.
- I'm not good, I'll be careful.

- Everything always ends well.
And you will die.
- Thanks for the PEP talk.

The good news is not necessary to sign.

It seems to me that a lot more women on which to get married than men with whom you can be friends. And the women with whom you sleep, there are no numbers.

- Know what happens to boys who ask too many questions?
Mor thought for a moment.
"No," in the end, he said. What?
There was a silence.
- Thunder strike me if I know, - albert said, straightening up. - Probably they get answers, and then use them for their own benefit.

- You like artificial Breasts?
- No, I like real.
- I have a real.
- Then we are both fortunate.

O poverty, poverty!
How humiliating we heart it.

Your problem is that you're too serious and too righteous. While women like another. They like, roughly speaking, laugh or cry.
- So they are stupid and not worth to spend time on them.

No one can say in advance what would happen to us.

Mr. Forsyth said tears, in his opinion, is not a means to exit from a difficult situation.

- Sodomy non sapiens, muttered under his breath albert.
- What does that mean?
- So: if I understand any of it, then I'm homosexual.