Character: Ernest



Any person can be pissed off so much that he doesn't care.
№ 430663   Added MegaMozg 13-10-2021 / 20:45
As I noticed in my short life, a person can justify anything. The main thing is not to lie to yourself.
№ 430662   Added MegaMozg 13-10-2021 / 20:42
Using friends is the last thing. For some reason, I'm sure this is the fastest way to lose them.
№ 430661   Added MegaMozg 13-10-2021 / 20:39
The news about the skills fell like snow on your head. And after the snow, another piece of the roof and a neighbor's cat fell.
№ 430660   Added MegaMozg 13-10-2021 / 20:36
- No! Don't eat me! Do not eat!
- But I want some!
- What is your name?
- Ernest.
- Me and Celestine. At me to you serious conversation, Ernest. I can't eat. Bears eat mice only in fairy tales. You don't believe in fairy tales? You're not a stupid bear?
№ 370121   Added MegaMozg 19-05-2019 / 01:07
But to really love two women at the same time, truly love is the most terrible and destructive that can happen to a man.
№ 286971   Added MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:22
All the bad starts innocently.
№ 286970   Added MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:21
... I wished that I had died before I loved anyone else but her.
№ 286969   Added MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:21
If you lied and cheated on someone, you'll do it again. If you could someone do that once, and the other will do.
№ 286967   Added MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:21
... but may be still easier to break a leg than break your heart although they say that everything breaks now and breaks, and sometimes zhivshie place becomes even stronger.
№ 286966   Added MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:21
No one can argue that won't break my leg in certain circumstances. Break my heart - is another matter. Some say that this does not happen. Of course, you can't crash it if you don't, and many are combined in order to take it from the person from whom it was initially.
№ 286965   Added MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:21
Your problem is that you're too serious and too righteous. While women like another. They like, roughly speaking, laugh or cry.
- So they are stupid and not worth to spend time on them.
№ 156466   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 15:11
- It's stupid.
- She's not stupid. But she listens to a fool.
№ 71305   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:40