Character: Ross Geller. Page 11

- Hypnosis is complete rubbish.
- Yes? I saw you hypnotized in Atlantic city.
- I was never hypnotized!
- Well, Yes! You always take off your pants on the count of three and depict a talking ass...

- Look!
- What is it?!
- What the hell?!
Is the cat!
IS no cat.

I brought a man twice me to tears, I haven't done that since the age of four, when I washed my dad's Porsche brushed metal...

- Phoebe, do you want to help us?
- I'd love to, only reluctance.
(Phoebe, would you like to help us?
- I would, but I don't want to.)

Who are we kidding, I'm a piece of shit...

- You decided not to have sex before marriage? I have such an agreement with all the women of America.

- Answer without thinking... who would you want to sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Pervert!
- Sorry, I forgot that Rachel was your ex...

I grew up with Monica! If you didn't eat fast you didn't eat at all!

I have not had sex in 4 months. I have to give a medal for this!

We were on a break!
We had a break!
(But we broke up!)

- And when you off, it is not always sure that will come back.
- Of course! The orbit is filled with children!
- Says the guy who is afraid of spiders!
- Like we have in the usual 40 species of poisonous swings!