Character: Joey Joe Tribbiani

Ross, one indiscreet question: she got the furniture, stereo, TV. But anything left?
You.
- A little!
You nazhgli!

- You have a passport that is?
Yes. 3 drawer, not to lose.
- ...
- Oh, yeah.
- Uptake.

Why did you bring her here? Here, people!

I thank God for a beautiful fall... the other day I was standing at the bus stop, suddenly blew a pleasant autumn breeze, and lifted the girl's skirt!

- I'm wearing your Cologne. I hope she likes it!
I have no perfume.
- A green bottle next to the shaving cream?
Is a cure for worms for ducks.

- So, they have: water, orange juice and what looks like cider...
Check it out.
- Yeah, checked. This fish oil!
- You know, I checked recently.

I don't understand what a habit to walk around naked around the house?
- And you do it in public!
I like to amuse people!

- You're glowing! Are you in love?
- No!
- So going to fall in love?
- Not-e-et!
- We are going to meet and fall in love?
- It is possible.

First, you lied, right? Then you lied that you lied. Then you lied, lied, lied. So unless you lied, lied, lied, lied, lied... okay, so I have to tell you... STOP LYING!

- Look, who knows some cozy place to get a date?
- In cafe "Tony". There, if you eat five steaks, dinner - for free!
- And if not on a date with dipper, and a girl?

Want to do something bad, do it well!

My girl the whole day with you sweetheart! Can't you just say that you like her?
- Well, I will say that I like it! But that's not all... will Tell you how much I think about it, that I can't stop thinking about her since we met that I'm in love with her and is even ready to open his veins, every second I regret that you met her first; I met her first!

- Oh! On this day I ended my period..
- ...
- It's not my diary....

- Probably some freak.
- Do not call names! Why freak slightly bent, slightly bald.