Character: Joey Joe Tribbiani. Page 4

- Men often come to you?
- Of course! Want to find a friend?
Okay, let's get to it!

Hello.
Hello!
- I came... to pluck eyebrows.
- Name?
- Chandler Bing.

- Where Is Monica?
- Decorates the house for the party on the occasion of Rachel's birthday.
And you're not helping her?
- I tried, but it turned out that singing the song "I will survive" ("I will survive") my voice does not help her.

- What did he say?
- He is too "rough around the edges", so I'll replace the word he often used, on the word "Caesar".
Okay.
He said, if your "Cesarea" girl, you don't get it "Cesaria" hands, I'll fire her "Cesario mother."

Joey, can I have a SIP of coffee and a piece of bread?
- Please.
[to take over]
Thank you.
- Phoebe, you've never been bitten by a hungry Italian?

- It's not fair, you don't even love my job!
- And who does?
- I love you.
- I love it!
- I can't wait to get back to work.
- I can't live without the dinosaurs!

- I think Monica's cheating on you! I told you not to marry the girl so much hotter than you.

- What we always wanted to do together?
- To shave my head and go riding on the beach?
- No. Tomorrow when you come home, we'll go with you to the game Sardou with the Knicks. The front row seats.
In the first row?! Oh, My God!
- Yes! Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break his knee against my jaw!

- I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at work today.
- Honey, you stink at lying.
- Know how.
- Really? Yesterday I went to the toilet, when I came back, it was not. Who took it?
- Someone opened the door to the cafe, and then ran a raccoon and rushed directly to your roll, I said, "don't eat her, she's Philbin!" And he says... he says... says... "Joe, you're a horrible liar..." What do I do?!

- Are you there all naked?
- No, in women's panties.
- You always wear?
- No, today for the first time wearing.
So, only people decided to wear women's panties and now this.....

- I'm downstairs met Ross and Chandler. We decided that we should celebrate - go out to a decent place.
- A decent place...
Yeah.
- Have to sell left kidney.

- Where have you been?
Yeah just delivered a baby...
Thanks a lot.

- We don't have to death to live together. We are not Romeo and Juliet.
Yeah, at least we are adults.

- I have a very important operation.
- What operation?
- Transplantation...
- You have to work on Monday?
Is hair transplantation.
But you're not bald.
Is not on the head.