Character: Joey Joe Tribbiani. Page 2

- Guys, I'm leaving, wanted to say goodbye.
- Rachel agreed to marry you?
- I have the wrong room, sorry.

Is that downstairs fire alarm?
Yes. Sex still hot, you can not rush.

- Then to Unscrew the chain.
- Faster, I already don't feel.
- You ever feel?
- Interesting question...

- You need to Unscrew the chain! Chandler, where are your tools?
Oh, I forgot them in my tractor... I have No tools.
- I have, but I lent them to Rachel.
- I lent them to Ross.
- And I gave them to Joe.
- And I left them in the Park.

- Well, I can give you nineteen?
Yes. On a scale of one to ten, where ten is the most idiotic kind, you is quite possible to give nineteen.

Hi. My name is Chandler. I recently moved into an apartment across the street and wanted to ask, would You agree to fight me in a post-Apocalyptic world for control of remaining in the Galaxy energy sources?
- Of course, neighbor. Come on in!

- You know, I'm presented with all their women...
They chain going or in single file?

I think someone is afraid that he will be the opponent on the part of the female sex.
- Someone personally female!

- Let's say the house is haunted.
What are you, 8 years?
Okay, then let's hear your brilliant ideas!
I have no brilliant ideas, I 8.

- Today I met the girl was already asleep, but she doesn't remember me!
- You mean he slept with all the girls in America and went to the second round?
(Yesterday I met a girl in the middle of it and suddenly realized that I slept with her!
- So, you slept with all the women of new York and went to the second round?
- Yes, but it's not the worst. I think she doesn't remember sleeping with me!)

- Come on, boy, jump from the cliff, look down the barrel of a gun, pee into the wind.
Joe, I assure you, if I would send the barrel of a gun, I'll start peeing in all directions.

- And why one brush cannot be used, and one soap can?
Because soap does not brush. It clears itself.
- Okay. Only when you go into the shower think about the fact that I my last and you first.

- After parting with Jennice, you generally do not want.
- Not true. I want to spend all day in my robe and nibble some chips. And I also want to drink it in the morning. And don't tell me I have no goals in life!

[Monica is talking to Joe and Chandler on the phone]
- Of the guys hungry? Richard from dinner a few left, chicken with potatoes... What am I wearing?.. To be honest, anything other than kitchen gloves.
[Joe Chandler resort]
- Nothing that you are ever truly naked, and we're not coming.