Character: Joey Joe Tribbiani. Page 1

- Joe, what did I tell you about talking to friends during work?
To say often?!

- I'm not Joey, and Joe. Joey - a small name for a small people, but not me.
Joe... Joe... Joe... Stalin!
- Stalin?! Stalin, something familiar?!
- I don't know well that you are no longer spinning in the circles of show business.
- Joe Stalin. Not bad!
- You can not even Joe, and Joseph.
- Joseph Stalin, don't forget that!
- Yes, of course! Gone with the wind starring: Joseph Stalin, Joseph Stalin in "Fiddler on the roof"!

- Look at the stars. An infinite space necessarily makes you wonder.
- You know what else makes you wonder?
What?
Look at that girl's dress is transparent.

- What do we have here? Magazines, donuts... Condoms?
- We do not know how many will be here this time! We might have to repopulate the Earth...
- And condoms will help us in this?

- This dress accentuates the chest.
- Even both.

I remember all those mornings when you're not wearing makeup, and I thought to myself, "God, how beautiful she is!". I was so hurt because I knew I would never be able to tell you this, but it was worth it just to look at you.

- Hey, man, open up! I have a girl here.
- I'm also a girl!
- I saw you went in there with Monica.

- Why do I smell men's Cologne?
- I think it's from you.
- Yes, I have recently done a magazine.

- Nothing! Go down and everything! She me in the face and not know it!
- Do you think she watched your show on the radio?

I think it's great that You want to meet here. Many found out what the log, choose the coolest and trendy restaurants.
Actually, I didn't know that the magazine pays for everything. It doesn't matter. I'm doing this for fans, not for the free dinner.
- You need anything?
I would like a Cup of coffee.
- And I rest.

Thoughts Joe: All right, it's a new day. This is ordinary love. That's all. Just love. What am I so worried? It's crazy. Madness! As would say my friend-the cuckoo: "You - cook". Everything will be fine, it's just love.
Rachel: Hey, sweetie.
Thoughts Joe: I love you...

- What have you got, pie?
- Yes, to cut you?
- A tiny piece... more!... more!... what are you afraid of, cut a normal piece!

- I have a long abstinence. Sexy.
- How many months?
Five, if unfair. And so six.
- Six months? That's harsh.
- All not so bad. I'm learning to be content with little. For example, the singing of birds, the color of the sky.
- The sky is blue Ross and I had sex last night!

Plans with friends can push when there is an opportunity to have sex.