Character: Ross Geller. Page 4

- I was invincible!
- You weighed 200 pounds!

- Repeat after me. "I, Ross..."
- Me, Ross...
- "Take thee, Emily..."
- Take thee, Rachel.

- Guess what happened to me at work?
- Dinosaurs died a million years ago?

Okay, time to work, you have to sniff a dinosaur bone!
- Oh, no! It's my job!
Oh, yeah, right!

- I just don't know what to do. It's just a nightmare.
- Yes, of course, it's a nightmare... Oh, no! I love two women at once. Both wonderful and sexy. You both will not suffice neither forces, nor money, nor mind.

You're not laughing with someone, you laugh at someone.

- Close the face with the racket and screaming like a girl is a "good game"?
- I screamed... like a soldier.

Monica, do you want me to lend you the money?
- Not if I can't give, then you'll always feel guilty!
- Okay, then ask your parents - with them you always feel guilty, so at least earn it!

- Look, who knows some cozy place to get a date?
- In cafe "Tony". There, if you eat five steaks, dinner - for free!
- And if not on a date with dipper, and a girl?

- Will cocoa?
- Thanks, but I... 29!

- Doctor of Sciences is not worse than the doctor's medicine!
- Of Course, Ross. If I had a heart attack in the restaurant, I want you to be there with his brush for fossils.

Ben said the first word. He said "Hey!"
What? One word "Hey"?
- No, the great American novel "Hey!"

I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't have Marcel to a zoo to give?
He's fucked everything. Deflowered my Barbie doll. Now her no marriage will not take...

- Just do not have to clean my aura! For God's sake, my field all right!
Okay sit dirty!