dinosaurs [Theme]



- You don't help.
- You dont help.
№ 430382   Added MegaMozg 07-10-2021 / 03:15
- No, the worst thing is if the state finds out about your affairs!
Quote Explanation: The seventh and twelfth lines belong to the person in the audience.
№ 412200   Added MegaMozg 28-01-2021 / 00:12
If humans one day die out because of some catastrophe, it will be the greatest tragedy in the history of life in the universe. Not because we were smart enough to protect ourselves, but because we didn't foresee our end. The dominant species that will replace us on a post-apocalyptic Earth will be left to wonder, looking at our skeletons in natural history museums, why the logimporous homo sapiens did no more than the prehistoric dinosaurs with chicken brains.
№ 407539   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2020 / 03:39
- I don't want to say "dinosaur"...
Is a dinosaur?
- It is likely.
- Then say so.
№ 398839   Added MegaMozg 23-06-2020 / 12:39
Well, you know, texting. Method of communication, replacing the young people jump on the dinosaurs.
№ 398415   Added MegaMozg 18-06-2020 / 18:27
- Pins, my dear! Don't touch the dinosaur, you don't see them. Write about yourself!
- And if to the descendants will reach only my story and no more?! They will only know "Ping, Ping, Ping"! As if no one lived! Descendants need to know about dinosaurs, and about my aunt who stayed in Vaterlande!
Quote Explanation: From the series "In the beginning was the word."
№ 396315   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2020 / 11:36
- He'll be fine, he's a crowd of dinosaurs in one person! You know who else had that kind of ability? Dinosaurs! And look how it ended for them!..
- Oh, no. Bad example.
№ 346090   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 17:03
- I ago. I don't want dinosaurs!
- Guys, I swear - they should not be here, judging by the maps of the S. I. T. a!
- And dinosaurs read maps?
1 Season 17 Series
№ 326736   Added MegaMozg 24-05-2018 / 09:03
- Who's your Triceratops next to the T. Rex?
- T-Rex - weaklings, korotkolapye. A big chicken with teeth.
Yes. And the Triceratops is just a Horny pig.
And with the shield on the neck. This is more of a giant chicken.
5 Season 14 Series
№ 325103   Added MegaMozg 06-05-2018 / 23:04
Earth is a planet of dinosaurs, and the people only mutants that appeared after the Apocalypse.
№ 319240   Added MegaMozg 11-03-2018 / 14:02
Dinosaurs brain was a walnut, and they ruled the Earth sixty million years.
Dinosaurs had brains the size of walnuts and they ruled the Earth for millions of years.
№ 313390   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2018 / 02:06
This is not the butterfly, and the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brontosaurus and Triceratops fluttering in my stomach.
№ 270224   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:33
Now I know why the dinosaurs went extinct... They just don't know how to smile.
№ 267681   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:54
I sometimes think about dinosaurs. I feel so sorry for them. Why they had to die?
4 Series
№ 193454   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 16:37