Character: Student

- But if you think that this world cannot be changed, then this only means that you are not the one who will change it.

- No, I understand, in these boxes of yours all the knowledge of the world is there. But take it away from you, and you won’t be able to add a two-digit number. And for creation, it is necessary that the knowledge be here, in the head, that they have some kind of synthesis, that discoveries, you know, there, insights! Otherwise, you will only produce carbon dioxide.

Ah, on what trifles happiness sometimes depends! I have read everything that wise people have written, I have comprehended all the secrets of philosophy - and my life is broken just because I do not have a red rose.

- No, the worst thing is if the state finds out about your affairs!

- Ninety-five percent of them will stick together, dear. At least the pensions will definitely not go up. How! I said everything!

- The connection is direct: the state offers me to pay ninety-five percent of taxes on my profits. In order to remain an honest person, I must, at the same time, take off my last panties, excuse me, but I'm sorry. This is a gift to my mistress, sorry again. Therefore, I withdraw practically all my capital somewhere, to Cyprus, offshore, where I pay only four percent; and I leave a small part here, in Russia, and honestly pay taxes from it. Now the inspection comes to me, asks: "Is your office?" Not mine. The grandfather is registered. He, I have - a war veteran. And the dacha on the ruble? Uncle is Afghan. And the Mercedes? Dear brother. He's a Hero of the Soviet Union. And I am naked and clean, there is nothing. There is nothing. Just like you have on me. Here are our chosen ones, who are all, as one, businessmen, so poor. That is why it is so easy to find compromising evidence on them! And if it was possible to keep all the money here, my income would become open and I would be not only officially rich, but also crystal honest. It is difficult to find compromising evidence on an honest person. I have no money offshore, period. Everything! All here! Everything in Russia! Everything works for the good of me and the country, in my opinion.

- Nichrome is not sweeter to itself! How much sweeter! Under this program, you will buy a house today, and you will give it back while living in it! Haha, let's go!

Whose pen floor sweeps, when come Saturday night,
That in the occasion the best will be able to caress.

... what do you think, will not be smoothed if one tiny prestupleniia the thousands of good deeds? In one life - thousands of lives saved from decay and decomposition. One death and a hundred lives in exchange - it's simple arithmetic!

My way time for me in a way it is time,
In my face the wind blows,
I will take the stick of the scholar
And the cloak that warms bad.
Even bread enough for me,
And the money does no,
His fate is not cursing,
Going to roam the world.
I had fun going there
Where the road goes
And I give up easily
Any hard to get.

- Anything unusual in recent days, have you noticed? Unusual behavior?
- What, for example?
- Maybe someone had carried a small flask with a skull and crossbones?

How pathetic unattainable love. Obviously, in our age deserves the attention not only of all practical.

You seem not to know that we live in an age of deception. Democracy has been replaced by demagoguery.

- Can nature take? timidly rang out in the handset of a mobile phone.
- Well, no, sir, gone are the days of princes Yes boyars charging dues questionable products!
- I mean IT - shyly explained to the client.
IT's in what currency? - suspiciously narrowed the left hemisphere of the brain. Dollars, rubles, Euro? I held up my end of the contract fulfilled: to pass the exam helped, be kind, pay as agreed!
- Soul in you, - reproachfully wailed on the other side of the border.
- Yes, but only for close people! So pay!
But I'm a student, - bleated the opponent.
- And what am I? NO?!