Svetlana Ulasevich. Half a meter of misunderstandings, or don't Wake a sleeping Dragon! (№ 147814)

- Can nature take? timidly rang out in the handset of a mobile phone.
- Well, no, sir, gone are the days of princes Yes boyars charging dues questionable products!
- I mean IT - shyly explained to the client.
IT's in what currency? - suspiciously narrowed the left hemisphere of the brain. Dollars, rubles, Euro? I held up my end of the contract fulfilled: to pass the exam helped, be kind, pay as agreed!
- Soul in you, - reproachfully wailed on the other side of the border.
- Yes, but only for close people! So pay!
But I'm a student, - bleated the opponent.
- And what am I? NO?!