Author of quotes: Svetlana Ulasevich

- Mortifer Lupus Cornificius.
WHAT?! - mummy roared. - What relation to you this shaggy beast, a second after Draco in the ranking of my enemies? Don't tell me this another one of your brother!
- No, mom.
Thank Ekvilibrium! Once Draco today for me is untouchable, the war on Mortiferum Lupus Carnification - the only thing left.
- Mom, he's my husband.

"Mine," acknowledged the authorship of the werewolf. You just look at her! Well, how can you hurt such a fragile, delicate, vulnerable creature?!
- Yes, - nodded Astromech, who will risk the health?

- Light, distract her somehow!
- No problem, honey! This feisty woman just decided that I no vectors weakest link. Vain, baby, we do with teeth!

- I, as a scientist, there is still a dream to look at the result of the mating of a werewolf and a dragon in a slightly different combination, when the dragon is female, and a werewolf - man, said quietly Mortifer. And not just to look, I would love to have raised.
- Not one, - in the tone he decided to answer me.
- Of course! snorted Mortifer. - At least five pieces to start.

- Princess, as the champion of justice, you have to defeat a werewolf in a stone well at the bottom of the castle, - calmly replied the Manager.
What?! - I was taken aback. - We're not agreed!
- When you have consented to officially pass all the tests you made the verbal agreement. If now you tear it up, you will die.
- Damn it! Yes, I'm dead! What do you think, Rambo?

Meanwhile, ceasing to increase in size, puddle of water evenly distributed around the pedestal and stood still, as if thinking, then went and CRAWLED UP the side of the book! When the first trickle was halfway, at the same time, as if remembering opposite each other of the total collection is separated two streams and flowed in defiance of all the laws of physics to the sword and chalice.
- Incredible! - muttered the court magician, watching as my blood quietly and methodically climbing up the side of the groove.
- I also think that about the warrior she's wrong! - sadly agreed yours truly. Found in terminator armor! I'm your knights even up to the navel will not reach!

- ... This is one of your enemies, and the full list here! - He waved at the impressive size of the scroll. - I wrote it for the memory, suddenly you who forget. Blue marked enemies, whose wives or daughters have compromised your ancestors or father until married. They naturally want you to respond, each in its own way, but in a General sense the same. Red areas are those who just craves your death, the green those who are indifferent to your fate, the main thing that you were not. Black I highlighted those who are hungering for your death in agony and torture. Do not want to see? - With these words he handed all this chubby bundle me.
- What's that?! - anxiously exhaled the left hemisphere. - Population census?
- Nearly - artlessly nodded Advisor.
Needless to say which color predominated in the pocket memo? The only green man was complacently removed from the list, with labels in front of: "Killed". I do not crush the afflicted if my smertushka was he trampled?

This whole Murphy's law! Only to find a beautiful, intelligent, noble, overall, perfect, as he, Bang - and a woman!

- Noble knight, can we borrow the lady's cloak? - defiantly shivering, I asked.
- First, - smiled Victor, I'm not of noble medieval fool, and the modern tight-fisted accountant, second, the priceless thing handmade I will not give you wet yet! And thirdly, always loved to look at naked girls or, at worst, in a revealing swimwear!

Some unknown force was pulling back.
I better not turn around! Glowing violet toilet with a greedy Champ and ambitions overseas vacuum absorb everything around. E!!! Mind race immediately dropped a couple of juicy expressions on the subject. Unlikely gentlemen vacationers Pat me on the head for this caveman! At least, that all-devouring monster frighten us at a tender age. Meanwhile, my baby main dish has allocated me with a hungry makaniem increased traction. Had to stretch in his seat, feet and hands.
Needless to say, that at this moment the door jerked sharply to the side.
- Busy! automatically I blurted out, standing cancer on the toilet and dodging flying objects at him.
- In b...! - breathed standing on the threshold of intelligent medieval knight watching my bullfight with mad fixtures.

If life is a Zebra, I got some wrong mutant, or I went to the place where it begins the tail!

In the midst of a scandal called Mike (the theater was supposed intermission, and we have proved the culmination).

And try explaining to her that we at the same time accidentally fell into a pit of mud (in the middle of a drought) that she lost the keys (I still don't know how they could evaporate out of your purse, if personally put them there) that the guy just forgot to give the lady a pair of shorts and treacherous wrinkled, ravaged bed in this state is early in the morning!

The guy shuffles his harem carefully and regularly as, in his opinion, should act the adult, sexually Mature individual male in the Prime of their forces and possibilities.