Svetlana Ulasevich. Half a meter of misunderstandings, or don't Wake a sleeping Dragon! (№ 147823)

- Noble knight, can we borrow the lady's cloak? - defiantly shivering, I asked.
- First, - smiled Victor, I'm not of noble medieval fool, and the modern tight-fisted accountant, second, the priceless thing handmade I will not give you wet yet! And thirdly, always loved to look at naked girls or, at worst, in a revealing swimwear!