Svetlana Ulasevich. Half a meter of misunderstandings, or don't Wake a sleeping Dragon! (№ 147826)

Meanwhile, ceasing to increase in size, puddle of water evenly distributed around the pedestal and stood still, as if thinking, then went and CRAWLED UP the side of the book! When the first trickle was halfway, at the same time, as if remembering opposite each other of the total collection is separated two streams and flowed in defiance of all the laws of physics to the sword and chalice.
- Incredible! - muttered the court magician, watching as my blood quietly and methodically climbing up the side of the groove.
- I also think that about the warrior she's wrong! - sadly agreed yours truly. Found in terminator armor! I'm your knights even up to the navel will not reach!