Svetlana Ulasevich. Half a meter of misunderstandings, or don't Wake a sleeping Dragon! (№ 147825)

- ... This is one of your enemies, and the full list here! - He waved at the impressive size of the scroll. - I wrote it for the memory, suddenly you who forget. Blue marked enemies, whose wives or daughters have compromised your ancestors or father until married. They naturally want you to respond, each in its own way, but in a General sense the same. Red areas are those who just craves your death, the green those who are indifferent to your fate, the main thing that you were not. Black I highlighted those who are hungering for your death in agony and torture. Do not want to see? - With these words he handed all this chubby bundle me.
- What's that?! - anxiously exhaled the left hemisphere. - Population census?
- Nearly - artlessly nodded Advisor.
Needless to say which color predominated in the pocket memo? The only green man was complacently removed from the list, with labels in front of: "Killed". I do not crush the afflicted if my smertushka was he trampled?