mother-in-law [Theme]

Do not change your mother-in-law recklessly - the next one may be even worse.

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Mother!

They marry their beloved girls, and divorce their sick mother-in-law.

The warmest relationship with the mother-in-law, the greatest love with her - she is at a distance!

- What about your mother? I want to please her.
- Honey! She's your future mother-in-power. She'll never like you.

- I'll go with you, get to know her.
- No, I don't think that's a good idea.
- That's right, after all, she's my future mother-in-app.
- Well, she doesn't get along well with strangers. Sometimes, she doesn't even recognize me.
- Okay, then, you know what, I'll introduce you.

- Tired, corporal, tired, but there is no strength to stop. Booze, she is at first like a young wife, then - as a mother-in-law and finally ...
- What's finally?
- That's it. Then no images, just you and the booze.

In this world there are three kinds of fools: one fool goes out on the road one another a fool is Smoking a cigarette up the hill, and the third, a fool who builds his house next to his mother-in-law.

Had a hiccup mate - mother-in-law recalled.

A good mother - in-law like expensive cognac. The older you are, the more inserts.

Willing to come with flowers to his mother...
To commemorate her relics.

- Excuse me, where are you going?
- It's all a big mistake find Amy and take her away.
- Well of the village!
- What, sorry?
- Sheldon loves Amy and would never hurt her on the wedding day, like any other day, so the village!
- And you let her talk to me like that? [husband] Say something!
- Thank you! [looking at penny]

By the way, a necromancer unlike most husbands, loves mother-in-law. She is also sober... and in the distance!