Author of quotes: Gregory Gash
Like onions in the garden, cucumbers, carrots,
Will not hide the stupidity, greed and love.
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MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 02:16
A fool to argue because worthless
That it become similar.
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MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 02:15
Everyone has a little extra.
Well, like the ear of van Gogh.
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MegaMozg 22-09-2018 / 01:07
Words - not the sparrows and I swear to g-d
Arrange can from head to toe.
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MegaMozg 17-09-2018 / 01:18
The guy earring, lipstick on her lips
The time has come of polarizada.
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MegaMozg 13-09-2018 / 13:08
When upper classes can not, and the lower classes want
The result is the same: with other sleeping.
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MegaMozg 13-09-2018 / 13:07
Interrupted sexual act (nothing worse).
Who is to blame? The appearance of the husband.
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MegaMozg 12-09-2018 / 17:05
Married twice. Unlucky twice.
One left, the other is not. Infection!
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MegaMozg 12-09-2018 / 17:03
Willing to come with flowers to his mother...
To commemorate her relics.
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MegaMozg 12-09-2018 / 17:02
Bride in white - the happiness aura.
The groom dressed in black a symbol of mourning.
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MegaMozg 12-09-2018 / 16:12
And in the heat, cold and evil
Beer wants to come out.
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MegaMozg 12-09-2018 / 16:10
I drank beer matzah,
But it came to an end.
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MegaMozg 12-09-2018 / 16:09
I look at girls and lusty:
Dressed so that you can see all the goodness.
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MegaMozg 12-09-2018 / 16:08
How to lose weight? Don't stand there, rubbing the back of his head.
Climbing on the scales, the belly of the masters!
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MegaMozg 12-09-2018 / 16:07
In his pants will not go on your stomach?
You want to lose weight, close your mouth!
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MegaMozg 12-09-2018 / 16:06
