Author of quotes: Eugene Gashenko

- Hello! Tell me what you have the most soft flowers?
- Tell me: you who? For grandma, for a wife for my daughter?
I need it for separation.
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- I can offer you yellow roses...
No no no no! Not the rose. It is very painful!
- Well, then yellow tulips...
- And you unable to hit me?
Thank you. And now flowers, please. And prigovarivaya, please: "It's not you leaving me, I'm leaving you".