TV series: The big Bang theory (The Big Bang Theory)

We had one lady at work retiring and ours sent a big greeting card with wishes around the office. But no one warned me that she had a terrible accident at the weekend and that we signed the card not with congratulations on a well-deserved pension, but with a wish for a speedy recovery. And now this card is by the bedside of a sick woman clinging to life, and it says: Hey

- Well, it's a madhouse chamomile, and I'm the director in it.

- Conversation? We're not talking. At least offline.

- Your Ken can kiss me on the Barbie.

“It’s like looking into the empty, innocent eyes of a creature that is unable to understand at least something of what I’m saying ... In fact, another day in the office.

- Why are you crying?
- Because I'm dumb!
- There is no reason for tears. People cry because they're sad. For example, I cry because of the stupidity of others, it makes me sad.

- Curious. You are afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs, I suppose, put you into a state of catatonic shock.

- No, no, of course. Gravity would be obvious to me without the apple.

- For God's sake, Sheldon, do I really need to show a sign with the word "sarcasm" every time I open my mouth?
- Do you have such a sign?

Having to find another person to share my life with has always puzzled me. Maybe it's because I'm interesting in my own right. With that said, I wish you to find as much happiness with each other as I find alone.

- Not to mention that they will be imaginary.

“Well, to be honest, I thought she said Yoda.

- Oh my God. My mother warned me that this happens to pretty boys in the big city.

- Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary that the word “many” has been changed to “two”.