Character: Rajesh Koothrappali

- If you get on this flight because I love Ana and can't imagine a day without her, then, of course, fly! But if not, stay with the people that love you.
What if this is my last chance at marriage and family?
Believe me, no! Somewhere there is a woman who loves cooking shows, and vests, and other Babuino that you love so much.
- You really think so?
Yes. And I don't think she's waiting for you there in England. If you do offer in Notting hill, the only one who knows what kind of film it is.

You're a beautiful woman! But if you don't like your pictures, it is always possible to change it all - do a haircut, update your wardrobe, buy new glasses, better, or do they throw it away, then the pictures will not see anything.

Round Earth, germs causing disease, subatomic particles - once it all seemed weird and nobody knows when today's science fiction will become tomorrow's scientific reality.

And why is this decision so difficult is given to us?
- Maybe because you want to win, but you know in your heart that this is a dishonest way, or you would long ago decided on this.

- Well, no one counted the merits for accidental opening.
- Yeah, well nobody remembers the guy who was looking for India, and suddenly discovered America, what was his name?..

- To verify your research of strings - need to create a black hole! But that would destroy the earth.
- Most likely. But, dying, everyone will understand that I was right.

- Well, who tomorrow will be to paint the nursery?
- I'll paint.
- Why are you? I am an artist by education.
- The fact that you're always hungry, doesn't make you an artist.

- Children are born every day. There is nothing to worry. Will understand!
- Yes! Come on, this is great news, and you know it!
- You are right. It is, just.. Well, you know, all of a sudden fell.
You know what we all should do now?
- A vasectomy, to us this did not happen?
To celebrate it somewhere! .... But in some ways you're even right.

- Thank you for coming with me, Sheldon. You're a good friend!
- I'm glad you think so, that's what I was trying to simulate.

- Well, on Saturday I can count on my entourage?
- Look, I'd love to, but.. can't.
- Leonard?
And I could, but... I can't.
- Sheldon?
- I can, but I'm not going.

We're adults, we can meet as friends.
- I can't. Since you admitted that between us ran a spark, I began to plan our wedding.
Look, we just drink coffee, I'm going to ask you a few questions, and if you would ask me to marry you, I will simply refuse.
Okay. It hurts, but I can live with that.