Character: Amy Farrah Fowler

- Oh my God. My mother warned me that this happens to pretty boys in the big city.

- We won the Nobel prize in physics! Modesty is for those who receive "the Nobel prize" ridiculous categories, like literature, Economics or peace.
- I hope it's not in your speech?!
- Of course, I can hand it out, but it is now only a joke.

The dressmaker took my dress, and dress penny increased waist - best day of my life!
- What about the day you met me?
- I'm not changing my answer.

- I understand that if I do something for noble reasons or for selfish reasons?
- Try to pronounce it in my head, and then add: "So they should be!"

Wait, what do you mean we... blackmailed?
- No! On the contrary.
We blackmailing you?..
- How did you even became a candidate for the "Nobel prize"?!

- When I stop looking for her approval? Every time in her company, I turn into a whining eight year old boy.
- You still are, but it is not close.
- If to speak with more sympathy than Sheldon... the need for parental approval is inscribed in our biology.

- This stone embodies all of my negative emotions. I will throw you far, far away...
<...>
- Oh, Oh, Oh...
- What happened?
I tried to get rid of anger and hit a stone on the leg.
Then he's even more angry and kicked a stone with the other leg.
- What happened to you?
- I was so bellow that I have a vessel in my nose burst. Nonsense.

- This is a waist! Where you been hiding her?
- Come On, Bernadette! ... Penny, and now you praise something!

- Sad because of the inevitable is a waste of time.
- And to watch silly space movies you a hundred times already seen is not a waste?

In each gift, guests need to put the schedule of events, a card and chocolate from me. And Sheldon - the bottle of antiseptic, telephone poison centre in case someone accidentally grab antiseptic and calaminarian the periodic table in an attempt to compensate for gaps in school education system.

- I do not understand your e-mail.
- Please repeat, I didn't catch.
- I do not understand what you wrote.
And, I had a little povykruchivatsya, my keyboard stopped working keys R, M and S.
- "Dooga abi, take benny, pojaluista, zautla in bagasin of poyasov".
- So what do you say?
- Buy yourself a new computer!

Is an MRI of our brains that we have been digitally manipulated kissing.
- Too hot?
- No, it's just too much.

- Be careful on your bachelorette party. And use protection.
- What do you think would happen?!
- I don't know, but it will be Sunny, and you quickly burn!

- Amy, you'd love me if I was not who you thought I was?
What are you talking about?
Well, what if I'm not purposeful recluse, a lover of science who puts work before everything, in which you fell?..
- What if I'm not as conservative and strict, and not so much like quilted blankets as you thought?.. What if I... wild dancer?
- ... I would have loved you anyway.
- I would also love you...