Character: Bernadette

- This is a waist! Where you been hiding her?
- Come On, Bernadette! ... Penny, and now you praise something!

- Do not you think that you need to go back to work, because you earn more?
- Do not you think that you need to make more money?

- I worry not for the money or form of the enterprise, but because of how you feel about me.
Well, I think I'm nice to you. Therefore, in the contract I pointed out that your contribution to the invention is equal to my.
- Oh, that is so you don't think his contribution is yours.
- No, now I don't say so, as I said in the morning. But then Leonard told me not to say so.
And so whenever we work together!
Hey, wait a minute, what if Sheldon will have to treat you with respect?
- What Sheldon on the back neck has a button, which we didn't know?
- No, but we can add in a contract clause stating that he will not be able to mock Howard.
- And what will guarantee performance?
- All terms of the contract guarantees my signature and internal code of honor.
And his obsessive-compulsive disorder.
- And this, too.

- I thought you were a longer walk.
- If you wanted to dump me on a little longer, I had to give more money.

- And here this pretty.
- Is tattoo tears eyes doesn't mean he killed someone?
- Yes, and he is now very sad...

- Some guys need to blow off several times.
Yes. And then we still go out for them to marry.

- Why you have never rented an apartment for a Threesome?
- We discussed the opportunity, but Howard was very close with his mom.
I lived with her for reasons of economy.
- Of course, why buy the food if you breast feed.

- Now, tell us, how was your day.
Okay. First, I arrived late due to traffic...
- And I said "Download the app "Tube" in the phone"...
- Hey, when did you come home and complain that you feel sick from eating too much candy, did I taught you how to get rid of it? Nooo! I said "poor thing!" and RUB you tummy. <...> All I want to say - sometimes you just need to listen... And sometimes you just need to stop to eat sweets! Ten years somewhere.

- Sit down, you look tired.
- No, she always looks like that.
- ...
- ... because she married an idiot.

Maybe, in me now says the potion, but you just ocratically "dungeon master".
Really? Well, when we get home, I'm still not satisfied with this quest.
- Another quest by Wolowitz?! I'm with you.
Sheldon, they're talking about sex.
- And... Well, then I'll pass.

And I have a slim top that says "come closer". And there's a gas canister that says "but close is not necessary"!

- Sheldon, I know that today is the day Thai food, so I bought everything I needed for the Asian market and I cooked everything myself.
- Oh, well, you shouldn't have.
- Yes, I do only joy.
- No, I mean, tried in vain. All I have with me.
You crossed a Thai kitchen?
- I had no choice, he was legalese in the back of my seat.
- Sheldon, I spent the whole day at the stove.
And must really feel silly, right?

- What if someone will come here?
- It's just dinner. In the hell do they our pantry?
You never know, what if somebody will look for the toilet and run into the door?
- Do not worry. It's possible that somewhere under that stuff is the pot.
- Okay. But tomorrow we will sort this mess.
- No. It is better to show the closet to Sheldon.
Why?
You're kidding, he's just a DAB hand at cleaning. Everything in his apartment is the tag, including the machine making the labels. She signed "the machine for test tubes". But if you look closely, the tag "machine for labels" there is even a small tag that says "tag".
But he's our guest?! You can't just take and ask him to restore order in our pantry?!
- And we won't ask for it. We just show it to him. And all the rest will finish the goblins in his head.