Svetlana Ulasevich. Half a meter of misunderstandings, or don't Wake a sleeping Dragon! (№ 147818)

And try explaining to her that we at the same time accidentally fell into a pit of mud (in the middle of a drought) that she lost the keys (I still don't know how they could evaporate out of your purse, if personally put them there) that the guy just forgot to give the lady a pair of shorts and treacherous wrinkled, ravaged bed in this state is early in the morning!