Svetlana Ulasevich. Half a meter of misunderstandings, or don't Wake a sleeping Dragon! (№ 147822)

Some unknown force was pulling back.
I better not turn around! Glowing violet toilet with a greedy Champ and ambitions overseas vacuum absorb everything around. E!!! Mind race immediately dropped a couple of juicy expressions on the subject. Unlikely gentlemen vacationers Pat me on the head for this caveman! At least, that all-devouring monster frighten us at a tender age. Meanwhile, my baby main dish has allocated me with a hungry makaniem increased traction. Had to stretch in his seat, feet and hands.
Needless to say, that at this moment the door jerked sharply to the side.
- Busy! automatically I blurted out, standing cancer on the toilet and dodging flying objects at him.
- In b...! - breathed standing on the threshold of intelligent medieval knight watching my bullfight with mad fixtures.