Cartoon: Academy of own Ashibok, or Brothers Pilots save Russia

- This is exactly what we are going to do now.

- All x2, I'm leaving. Tired!
- Colleague, have you moved from the moon, we have a lecture...
- Not with us, but with you Chief, goodbye.
- Hello please
- No, goodbye, all your lectures are... it's a utopia! Nothing changes: our politicians spit on us, and spit on us, fuck!
- Colleague, I've been telling you how to avoid this disregard for eight lectures... "Useless, he forgot everything. He even forgot about his first experience with the authorities."

- In our case, not beating, so blathering.

- ... And now write down the task at home: why did the rating of the program "Time" equal the rating of "Beavis and Butthead"?
- In which offshore is it best to keep money for pensioners?
- What is the difference between the navel of the earth and the deputy?

- And what is there? Deal? (in turn)

- That's right, you always understand: everyone can talk, and as a country to conduct, so Pushkin ...
- Yes, I can't, but I can vote! And to feed our economy with medicines will be those who learned for it!

- A-ha-ha-ha-ha, think, it hurts! I'll go to Red Square, take a walk, lie down a little! Yosya, dash then write off [gets up and leaves]

- No, the worst thing is if the state finds out about your affairs!

- Ninety-five percent of them will stick together, dear. At least the pensions will definitely not go up. How! I said everything!

- Chief, Chief, I get it! Offshore is great!
- This... He's a fool, huh?!
- Colleague, no matter what pills, from the head, you do not take, you need to urgently increase the dose!
- Chief, and what's the solution?
- I repeat once again: all the money should be transferred here, to Russia, and pay seven percent from them!
- And that's it? That's it, that's it! What are you, only, case, unclear? Seven percent? Wait a minute, this needs to be figured out!
- Think, dear, estimate. And don't forget to deduct your expenses for maintaining a black cash register and a criminal roof. You won't need them anymore.
- I agree!

- The connection is direct: the state offers me to pay ninety-five percent of taxes on my profits. In order to remain an honest person, I must, at the same time, take off my last panties, excuse me, but I'm sorry. This is a gift to my mistress, sorry again. Therefore, I withdraw practically all my capital somewhere, to Cyprus, offshore, where I pay only four percent; and I leave a small part here, in Russia, and honestly pay taxes from it. Now the inspection comes to me, asks: "Is your office?" Not mine. The grandfather is registered. He, I have - a war veteran. And the dacha on the ruble? Uncle is Afghan. And the Mercedes? Dear brother. He's a Hero of the Soviet Union. And I am naked and clean, there is nothing. There is nothing. Just like you have on me. Here are our chosen ones, who are all, as one, businessmen, so poor. That is why it is so easy to find compromising evidence on them! And if it was possible to keep all the money here, my income would become open and I would be not only officially rich, but also crystal honest. It is difficult to find compromising evidence on an honest person. I have no money offshore, period. Everything! All here! Everything in Russia! Everything works for the good of me and the country, in my opinion.

- They are here, in Russia, orphans, a colleague. And abroad, we find ourselves orphans, we are with you! They have all the money offshore.

- Chief, why did you take me away from there? It was so interesting! I just wanted a little, with one eye, to look at our, dear, deputies, like you me, right there, behind the trunk, and on the street. I protest! Just wanted to see...
- "Isn't he going to be a deputy? And what, moderately shouting, sycholy, fool, of course, but who is without sin"
- Chief, Chief, who are you talking to?
- "Hmm, fool-fool, and reads thoughts" - Aren't you going to be a deputy, colleague? Or to the presidency? Sorry for the hospital theme.
- Of course, Chief. I will attach you and your family.
- My family, colleague, this is you! And in power, you will never break through!
- Hmm, why is that, Chief?
- Ha, and you don't know how to collect dirt.
- I can't do that? Haha, look, on the fifth day, last month, at seven o'clock in the evening, you left the toilet without washing your hands! On the ninth, at three o'clock, you picked your nose with a pencil, thinking that no one could see you! Tenth...
- Stop! x3 Enough is enough! You've shown yourself to be an exemplary collector of dirt, a colleague, but you still lack the most important thing to get into power.
- What's that?
- You need to be a poor person.
- Chief, I'm already poor. Like a church louse on a lasso.
- ... You don't understand, colleague. You must not just be poor, but pathologically poor! To hysteria in others, to colic in the stomach and to the march in the intestines!
- But Chief x2, are our current elects like you say?
- Do you, colleague, not know? They are all through one homeless, through another beggar, and through the third orphan. Come on, I'll introduce you to them!

- I myself see that the bazaar. I wonder who will answer for this bazaar?